Jizzing @ work?

[Yknarfy]

I have shot a load just about everywhere I've ever been.

Franky

 

[navyhung]

Yeah I never clean up. Unless its obvious. At my desk usually cum in the trash can.

 

[smtwtgh]

When I was in my 20's I was filling in for the marketing receptionist while she was at lunch, I jacked off in my thin cotton slacks. So horny. I didn't think about the huge wet spot and what I would when she came back and I had to get up from the desk.

 

[horny8]

I need to get a job at your company.

But then I'd have to get fired for sexual harassment... No need to cum to my cumpany, I'll let you play boss anytime you want.

 

[B_donkeydick69]

i do it, only in the locking single stalll restrooms tho...too risky otherwise, i did catch this one guy jackin it one time, he thougt he'd be slick and try it at a stall- luckily i knew him and was able to tell him to never do that shit again...haha had to tell him about the other bathroom tho.

 

[titan1968]

I've masturbated a few times in the toilets at work. I'll just do it to relieve some stress. I don't do it too often, but when I do, I make sure that the coast is clear. Although I'd never do anything to get caught, the fear of it does enhance the sensations, and there's the adrenaline rush....
At the end, I don't have to worry about little stains. Just stop, flush and go....

 

[rippedmuscledad]

I masturbate at work all the time.....I enjoy my big cock and need to stroke it off alot daily.... I've done it at my desk.....In the mens room.....on the elevators... love to leave my seed everywhere.:tongue:

 

[snoozan]

Living in a time and in a society that is increasingly litigious, security-conscious, and politically correct, masturbating at work has to be among one of the stupidest, most irresponsible things you can do, especially if you're surfing porn of any sort while doing so.

I know someone that got fired for stealing pens from the supply closet. Not boxes of pens, more like 3 pens and maybe a ream of paper. No one realized there was a camera in there. She didn't realize that a couple people knew what she was doing and couldn't wait to tell someone.

This was for office supplies. If someone reported you for jacking off at your desk or in the can, you'd be gone faster than you could say "sexual harassment."

And oh yeah, shouldn't you be working? All I can think of is that scuzzy kid in Best Buy the other day that sold me a monitor, what if he had dried semen all over his hands? Gross. No one wants to shake your hand or have you put your fingers all over the muffins in the breakroom after you stroked your sweaty cock and blew a load all over your clothes and hands.

I think that "you don't jerk off where you work" is probably as much a truism as "you don't shit where you eat."

 

[SteveT]

I think that "you don't jerk off where you work" is probably as much a truism as "you don't shit where you eat."

A good code to live by.

I would not do it sitting at my desk, but doing it in the toilets is a different matter I'd say. I've done it when working late sometimes. Can be a good stress reliever. Probably takes no more time than a colleague who has to go out onto the street for a cigarette because we are a no smoking environment ...

 

[Principessa]

I masturbate at work all the time.....I enjoy my big cock and need to stroke it off alot daily.... I've done it at my desk.....In the mens room.....on the elevators... love to leave my seed everywhere.:tongue:

What are you friggin' Johnny Appleseed?

That's just gross and way too unsanitary! Nobody wants to touch your dried up spunk in an elevator, or anywhere else.

For those of you who admit to j/o
in your office or cubicles on the carpet; and not cleaning it up, you need to be DOPE SLAPPED . . . HARD.

You do know semen has its' own distinct aroma don't you? That smell is going to burrow into the carpets like cat piss.

I promised myself not to rant about this thread yesterday but I just couldn't help myself. I'm a germaphobe and the whole spunk in an elevator scenario just sent me over the edge.

 

[Nrets]

"What are you friggin' Johnny Appleseed?

That's just gross and way too unsanitary! Nobody wants to touch your dried up spunk in an elevator, or anywhere else.

For those of you who admit to j/o
in your office or cubicles on the carpet; and not cleaning it up, you need to be DOPE SLAPPED . . . HARD.

You do know semen has its' own distinct aroma don't you? That smell is going to burrow into the carpets like cat piss.

I promised myself not to rant about this thread yesterday but I just couldn't help myself. I'm a germaphobe and the whole spunk in an elevator scenario just sent me over the edge."


Haha. I love the Johnny Appleseed comment.
I think it's true in a weird way.
I'm going to risk sounding sexist but I'm thinking even the guys mortfied at jacking off onto carpet get where that guy is coming from. I know I do.
I will make an effort not to spunk onto carpet anymore, however

 

[notsmallmatt]

there are two mindsets bumping against each other in here

the laid back, 'im a free sexual being who enjoys my body' people who arent hung up about what other people think...

and the seriously up tight, 'im repressed up the butt, i follow societies rules to the letter, your body and my body are terrifying' people who SERIOUSLY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP A BIT... cuz they all sound freaking ridiculous

ok.. i meant to be a bit more even.. but i couldnt... i cant stand people being so freaking uptight... i mean.. YOURE ON A LARGE PENIS MESSAGE BOARD... GET A CLUE

and all this stupid crap about dried semen... no one said theyre jerking off all over the place rubbing all over and rolling around in it!.. chirst... DO YOU PEE AT WORK? SNEEZE? BLOW YOUR NOSE? TAKE A SHIT????... its the same damn shit people.. no amount of OCD handwashing will get it all off... i dont care if your parents raised you to be terrified of it.. its the SAME DAMN SHIT... please god.. stop being so puritanical.. its bordering on insane.

 

[hot-rod]

I have to laugh (and agree w/ Dong20), I worked for a boat manufacturer a few years back, one of the guys they fired had his own private office area and when we were cleaning it out, we stumbled across his stash of pornography and the crusty towel he used to catch his spunk with. It was disgusting, I'm glad they fired his dumb @ss.

LOL You Outta Be Ashame. LOL

 

[snoozan]

the laid back, 'im a free sexual being who enjoys my body' people who arent hung up about what other people think...

this has absolutely nothing to do with it. my point is that it is unwise to jerk off in the workplace because if you are found out, you may just lose your job. enjoy your body, be free, fine. get BJs in a public restroom, jerk off on the beach whatever. my point was that jerking off at the place where you are employed is a really good way to jeopardize your career and therefore your entire life. do you really think if someone walks into the stall next to you they can't hear the characteristic sounds of wanking? there are plenty of people that would love to tell everyone you work with and your boss and HR about it.

i was at a trade show last year where a guy went into the bathroom and masturbted. i walked into the one stall (it wasa unisex bathroom) and saw semen in the toilet. he forgot to flush. what if it had been his boss and not me? sexual harassment scares the shit out of employers, and such incidents can get you unceremoniously terminted. for a cheap thrill. it's simply not worth it.

and the seriously up tight, 'im repressed up the butt, i follow societies rules to the letter, your body and my body are terrifying' people who SERIOUSLY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP A BIT... cuz they all sound freaking ridiculous

ok.. i meant to be a bit more even.. but i couldnt... i cant stand people being so freaking uptight... i mean.. YOURE ON A LARGE PENIS MESSAGE BOARD... GET A CLUE

i'm the last person to follow society's rules by the letter. i just happen to have experience in a workplace environment and more than two brain cells to rub together. i think the person that needs to get a clue is you.

and all this stupid crap about dried semen... no one said theyre jerking off all over the place rubbing all over and rolling around in it!.. chirst... DO YOU PEE AT WORK? SNEEZE? BLOW YOUR NOSE? TAKE A SHIT????... its the same damn shit people.. no amount of OCD handwashing will get it all off...

actually, handwashing does successfully get off bodily fluids and various germs. from spending time in a NICU (neonatal intensive care unit) i know how to properly wash my hands so that i don't catch a cold, flu, or other illness. the problem is that most people don't wash their hands, and the ones that do don't do it correctly. what is wrong with me or anyone not wanting someone else's bodily fluids in contact with their food or desk or whatever? i do consider semen to be a more intimate fluid and for that reason i really don't want to have to visualize my dirty ass co-worker jacking off in the bathroom. no more than i want to touch his shit-covered hands after he comes out of the bathroom.

it has nothing to do with being sexually free and everything to do with what is and isn't appropriate in the workplace for both legal and health reasons.

 

[Duane.Ament]

I used to stay after work, lock my door, and beat off to internet porn. I always shot my load directly into the trash can. For some reason, I loved that...

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I used to jerk off at work a couple times a week back when it only took five or ten minutes. I always washed up afterward.

As far as I remember. Be still my beating heart.

 

[kcd467]

I often fly and i regulary jerk off in the plane's toilets. Must be a mixture of boredom, arousal and necessity to avoid showing an hardon to a whole plane for 10 hours.

I jerked at my office's toilets just a couple of times, and a couple of times at the school's one when i was a student.

That's interesting about being in a plane and needing it. My boyfriend actually gets hard in the plane...he thinks it's because the way he's seated, wearing tight fitting jeans...maybe that's the reason you like to get it off? i never got that horny on a plane.

to answer the overall thread question, though, it's great to hear people are jerking off at work. i thought i was strange. if i get horny, i can control myself, but hey, since we have a private bathroom, and if i'm really needing to unload, it's there. recently i discovered this site and have needed to jerk off!

And I must add that I always clean up after myself...I don't want to leave the smell of cum anywhere or any sign. Plus it's about me getting off, not leaving a mess for someone else to find. blach!

 

[Daddy Lucas]

I have shot off at every job I've worked at. I love doing it in the car too! I have a VERY high sex drive. It does calms me down so i can get on with my day. I could a worse hobbies than my penis!

 

[SR_Oscar de la Rentboy]

I'm in an environment that has quite a few attractive ladies. I generally have to releive that tension in order to focus on other than big boobs bouncing around!

 

[B_RedDude]

How do you guys jerk off at your desks without anyone noticing (unless it's a totally closed office)