Kill Hickboy

[bluekarma]

Let me fuck em' first, then you can kill em'. :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[bluekarma]

:shocked:
I see thread people!​

Could you BE any cuter??? :tongue:

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Heads are bowed, flags are lowered to half mast, taps is played, and Feb 1st is foreverafter solemnly declared "Hickboy Memorial Day."

Start the barbeque!

 

[GoneA]

[/Hickboy]

 

[D_alex8]

I thought that bitch died years ago. :shrug:

 

[invisibleman]

:BoomSmilie_anim: HICKBOY

I love HickBoy. He has a big cock. He looks like Ralph Fiennes. He is a swell guy I'd royally fuck a many bullets into
him point blank range.

I love him. Is that so wrong? :smile: (I will put up a memorial page in your honor on Craig's List in the rant's and raves section.)

 

[Matthew]

Why bother?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I will kill time with you, kill you softly, kill Bill (twice), kill a thread, kill the bum, and kill a six pack, but I will not kill HickBoy and deprive this place of incomparable humor.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I imagine you to be drop dead gorgeous..No way im killing you off

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

I imagine you to be drop dead gorgeous..

I'll fetch the mirror.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'm not dead yet.

 

[Lex]

I'm Not Dead (by Pink)

 

[Lordpendragon]

I'm not dead yet.

How can we be sure?

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'm still not dead. You people are a bunch of punters.

 

[Onslow]

I have failed to practice what I preach. I did not get a life. Instead, I have made 2000 posts on LPSG.

Kill me now.

Not yet--

I'm still not dead. You people are a bunch of punters.

We have to wait until after the fabulous party you are hosting. To kill you prior to that would be wrong--it would just be wrong.

 

[fortiesfun]

Its so much less fun to know that he started this thread himself. *sighs*

 

[Onslow]

I'm not dead yet.

Beware the Ides of March--

 

[B_Hickboy]

If you did it, how would you do it?

 

[Onslow]

If you did it, how would you do it?

So many choices--

Electrified nipple clamps and then dousing you with scalding water (a double hit)
Tiny pin pricks and you become colder and colder as you bleed out
Sledgehammer to your chest
Slice off your weiner--again you bleed out
Gas (several deadly types to choose from, each with a different effect)
Freeze you to death
Boil you--in oil, water or wax.
Smother you
Paint your body with magenta paint, sealing off all the pores so you die from lack of oygen into the body
Plastic bag over your head, tied tight around your neck
Hang you from your toes
Force you to watch sex tapes of Dick Cheney, Roseanne Barr-Whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is-now with Rudy Giulianni and Bob Barker along with--well, you get the idea--their group orgy will kill you off.
Animal attacks (rats are quite effective, especially if you are bleeding ever so slightly)
A sharp knife right between the eyes, while you are chained to a wall.
Placing you on the conveyor belt as it heads towards the saw blade
Dropping you off a very tall building--with an awning out about every 60 feet, until that last drop--120 feet down to wet cement with razor blades sticking upwards.
Drop you from a helicopter onto a glass dome which is over a 40 foot drop to a marble floor.
Hurl you over a banister in a stairwell and watch as you plummet 50 stories downwards




Or just take away your moderatorship--

 

[B_Hickboy]

So many choices--*inventive and colorfully described death scenarios snipped*

I like the way your mind works.

Or just take away your moderatorship--

I could give two shits for that. It'll be over soon enough, anyway.