kill this thread

I think spoon was the first, I was the second, you the third. Does not look like three times is lucky enough to kill this thread. It must be a holy thread, keeps being resurrected.
 
Being vibed to death is a way for this thread to go. *click* BuzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzZZzzZZZZZzzzzzzzZZzZZZZZZZZZzzz...Nooooo the thread says.....nooo more....BZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZzzZZZZZZZzzzzz n-n------nooooooooooooo not theeeeeerrrrrree BZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzzzz :)
 
I'm a killing spoon!
:eek: who will save me from this? volunteers needed!
No one has ever been killed by a spoon. However, I am sure you've all heard of Death By Chocolate. So there!
chocolate doesn't kill it merely leaves a victim temporarily comatized then they come back stronger than ever!

Sorry, Kiddies, but this thread has been in full rigor, and has a toe tag and is being cremated as we speak, courtesy of the master assassin hisself, ME.
In short, I have killed the thread,So there.
Really? Nope. Not even close Chuck.

Sorry, there, Fluffy my sweet, but the master marksman, hisself, ME, had a .308 rifle slug in it long before your bittersweet confections had a chance to do the job, ergo, I killed the thread.
sorry Chuck your rifle slug was made of gelatin and dissolved leaving only a small mark on the outside. Best you let a real man and thread killer take over which is why I am here to take over and kill the thread deader than Hamlet killed Polonius or whoever his Uncle was.


This thread has just phoned home?
Get lost bangzy you aren't needed here. Observe all you want but you'll never match up to my lethal skills.



TA-DA!
THREAD NOW DEAD>>>TIME OF DEATH 1:35 Eastern Time.

SERVICES TO BE HELD AT LATER DATE>>>DAY AND TIME T.B.A.

alas poor thread, we knew it well.
 
Well thread, ask yaself, is there one more post left, or did you use up your last one. Are ya feelin lucky thread...well are ya?
 
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. sorry Chuck your rifle slug was made of gelatin and dissolved leaving only a small mark on the outside. Best you let a real man and thread killer take over which is why I am here to take over and kill the thread deader than Hamlet killed Polonius or whoever his Uncle was.
Brilliant deduction there, Hoss, altho hardly fallible, because the gelatin contained an instant death virus that killed the thread. I still have killed it.
So there. So you can take your uncle baloney S and Hampton and go build a sandwich someplace else from here.
 
Why not a Nightstallion? Yeah, I know what you are thinking, not wake up. Dream the dream. :)
 
Having just eaten a delicious plate of food I am energized and have the power to fully slay this thread.
 
Having just eaten a delicious plate of food I am energized and have the power to fully slay this thread.
****BURP!!!*** Oh, scuzi ,I have just returned after using my particle gun on the thread-it's quite dead, matter of a fact there's no trace of it.,tyvvvvvfm!!