kill this thread

Go take your lithium, and face the truth I killed it!!!
You probably believe cheese grows on trees as well.

No the thread was not left dead by you it took me and my cunning ways to lure it into a sense of security and then........THWACK!....I slew it, and it was slain! Now the thread lies dead, deader than your dream of being a crop duster in the mile of iowa!

Relax everybody for i have killed the thread and now the world is at peace!
 
You probably believe cheese grows on trees as well.

No the thread was not left dead by you it took me and my cunning ways to lure it into a sense of security and then........THWACK!....I slew it, and it was slain! Now the thread lies dead, deader than your dream of being a crop duster in the mile of iowa!

Relax everybody for i have killed the thread and now the world is at peace!
Don't burble on like the great fool we've known you are, Hoss, it's all common knowledge that you only took your nephew's kid farmers shovel band decapitated your moldy old scarecrow in a vain attempt to make everyone THINK you killed the thread. When in reality, you just crapped yourself silly and ran away screaming like a wimpitty wimp again when the thread inches near you.
I, the master assassin, with the coolness of a shaolin monk and resolve of a marine sniper, killed it with no problem, just like I killed your chance of being grand poobah of the DAN BLOCKER FAN CLUB.

The world has me as their Savior from the evil of the thread.
HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!!;):D
 
Still trying to take credit for my win, I see.
YOU. Silence.NOWWWWWWW.
There is no credit to taken from someone who didn't kill anything.
You are a milksop, Fluffy. You kill nothing but boxes and boxes of bon bons. PER-I-OOOOOOOD.
I have slain yon thread long before your presence and will continue to do so.
This here is a sport for men, and REAL MEN ONLY, we kill threads, yessir(OR in your case, ma'am)
You don't kill threads. Heh, why-you can't even kill germs in your bathroom with disinfectant.
I killed it. And YOU stop tryin' to steal my thunder, girl:mad:angry:
 
Really? I don't even jokingly message with you. Why would it be about you?
I killed the thread with photos of 90 year olds naked at the beach. If you don't see them, it's because you went blind from the first glance.
 
I smothered it in chocolaty sin when I got here. It was still wasting away from your failed attempts MC.
NOPE....!!!
Sorry, fluffy, you failed like always, since your so called chocolate was a diuretic and ran into my murderous hands and killed the thread, no more, no less.
 
NOPE....!!!
Sorry, fluffy, you failed like always, since your so called chocolate was a diuretic and ran into my murderous hands and killed the thread, no more, no less.

MC, stop. Just stop. This delusion of yours. You know couldn't swat a paper airplane. I killed it. Let it go.
 
MC, stop. Just stop. This delusion of yours. You know couldn't swat a paper airplane. I killed it. Let it go.
Yes I did let the thread go after I heard the death rattle I killed it. You can't even swat a baby household fly and you damned well know it.
My kill my credit. so stop tryin' to steal my thunder girly. And don't even let the thought about teachin' me a lesson about it linger in your mind, or you'll get yours again only worse.
 
Steal your thunder? *laughing* Puh-lease! More like a drippy faucet and a drippy faucet never killed this here thread. It was I and I alone that done it in!
 
Yeah, you WOULD refer to you as a drip, cause you're incapable on killing a thread; only I with my precision and conviction have killed the thread most expeditiously.
Now, you get outta that glitter doo wop dress you made for YOUR mental ward prom and go back to your electrified cell, cause the real killer has genuflections to take in. I killed it
 
Yeah, you WOULD refer to you as a drip, cause you're incapable on killing a thread; only I with my precision and conviction have killed the thread most expeditiously.
Now, you get outta that glitter doo wop dress you made for YOUR mental ward prom and go back to your electrified cell, cause the real killer has genuflections to take in. I killed it

No you didn't. I did. And I heard it was your tux that was covered in glitter.
 
No you didn't. I did. And I heard it was your tux that was covered in glitter.
YES,I-DID.:mad:
And if my tux got any glitter it's cause your doo wop costumes leaked.
You're going on and on about something you KNOW you couldn't possibly EVER kill. I killed it.Adjust.
So there.