kill this thread

AND ON THE 5TH DAY, THE THREAD ROSE FROM THE DEAD

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And while you boys were chasing roadrunners, I remain victorious at thread killing.
*Duct tapes Fluffys mouth shut*
Hush.
Your Thorazine injection time is way past due. You are not a killer, dilly.

Only I in my magnificence and touted skill have slain thread.
 
And whilst all you dumb bunnies were listening to that Pretentious Groundhog tell us we got another month and a half of winter, I swooped in with my surgical sharp machete and lopped the thread's head off. Now ol' Hoss can come outta hiding.