Language question

[madame_zora]

Haha, I just remember the line "Jacinto" posted once about someone telling him to "Whitewash my bowels with your steamy hot jism".

 

[rawbone8]

Freeing the genie from the lamp!

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Haha, I just remember the line "Jacinto" posted once about someone telling him to "Whitewash my bowels with your steamy hot jism".

**lights a candle in remembrance**

That was a good one though...

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

What term do you (guys) prefer for a common activity?

Most guys and some females in the UK call it Wanking or to have a wank! Others to have a ''Play". The term Jerk in Britian is used to describe someone as an idiot. Jerking off is only used in U.S porn films...

 

[LongPhatDong]

Squeezing out a Manana Milkshake

 

[b.c.]

Flogging John Thomas

 

[Inter Ested]

the question was about language, wasn't it? so here are some possibilities to say it in german:

most comon: wichsen

masturbieren

onanieren

"sich einen von der palme wedeln"

"sich einen runterholen"

"Handbetrieb"

 

[geitjeshoeder]

Polishing the torpedo

 

[jeremyA]

Pulling a hand shandy.

 

[hung]

Jackin Off when I was younger.

Self Pleasuring sounds so nice today
!!!!!!!!!

 

[éisc]

Taka af mér hornin.

 

[Templar90]

Before Law School: Flogging Hostage

After: Banging my gavel

And as a former girfriend would say (when I wasn't there to help out): Playing hide the finger

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

In popular Iitalian the most common is "farsi una sega" which is "to wank", while "i wank" is "mi faccio una sega".

More polite is "masturbarsi" "to masturbate".

Others are "farsi una pippa", "segarsi", "menarselo", "lucidarsi il piffero".

 

[D_alex8]

the question was about language, wasn't it? so here are some possibilities to say it in german:

most comon: wichsen

With regard to that expression, those on the other side of the pond might be surprised to know that one of the big movie hits here in Germany two years back was a PG-rated detective spoof titled Der Wixxer [literally, "The Wanker"] which was promoted with the tag-line "He's coming!" and featured character names including Miss Drycunt and The Earl of Cockwood.

I kid you not :wink: ---> http://imdb.com/title/tt0313021/

 

[SR_Pepe_LePube]

Most guys and some females in the UK call it Wanking or to have a wank! Others to have a ''Play". The term Jerk in Britian is used to describe someone as an idiot. Jerking off is only used in U.S porn films...

I concur, definately "wanking".

 

[yhtang]

Alliteration is awesome, but assonance is amazing.

This velly good. Now I tell people I see here for learn Englisss....

 

[yhtang]

The proper term for it in Chinese is "shou yin" which translates as "lewdness of the hand.

I just call it my morning exercise.

By the way, the joke I heard about the solo activity was,

"Which is the most sensitive part of your body when you are masturbating? Your ears."

 

[Mr. Pookie]

There was some bad 80's metal band called Skrapp Mettle that had a song called Shake the Monster. It had lyrics like "Gotta wrap your hands right around his throat/ squeeze every drop out, don't get none on your coat." They had some other pretty absurd song titles, too, like Spunk Sandwich, Sherbert Machine, Slap Little Johnny Behind the Ear, and Swallow That Load. Their cd is out of print.

 

[septimusseverus]

o.k. gotta tell you all that in serbian, bosnian, croatian masturbation is drkanje!
...pronounced with soft nj!
...now you've all learned something new

 

[boots]

Choking the ferret . . .