Well, here's today's good news, for some folks:
Levi Johnston Playgirl Shoot 90% Certain To Be Full-Frontal Nudity
Levi Johnston Playgirl Shoot 90% Certain To Be Full-Frontal Nudity
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well then someone needs to get busy with setting up a betting pool for:
cut/uc
hairy/trimmed/smooth
<5", 6+,7+,8+, >9"
balls S/M/L/XL
low hangers/tight
I'll say cut,trimmed,6+, M balls, tight.
only wildcard: will he show it hard? or just fluffed.
and for the record, i still think it's a long term neg. for his potential career.
That describes the majority of the guys in America so I'd say your odds are good.
The pool I'd like to bet on is who'll end up posting the inevitable poll thread.
As for the negative effects on his "potential career", who cares? He'll be pop culture history, a Jeopardy question, soon enough.
i just feel his management is letting him down. I think if he took a higher road, he could morph himself into a much more substantial character. he could get his GED (if he hasn't) , use his noteriety to gain access to a top tier uni, maybe even champion political causes or when he's old enough take on a role in government (there's alot of openings in the moderate republican bullpen) americans could get behind that kind of effort. people love stories of underdogs turning their lives around.
I mean how hard is it to be a senator or governor....if a failed beauty queen can do it.....?
but if he goes through with the playgirl thing, he will be a footnote. he becomes michael phelps, with a pic of him sukin on a bong 2 wks after winning 8 golds. hear that michael?... that's the sound of $125 million of endorsement deals evaporating! (and b4 u slam me, i'm not equating levi's accomplishments to michaels, just pointing out how easily you can lose the juice u got, use it wisely)
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I think young Levi goes the route of juicing up, becoming a low-placing bodybuilder, then moves in porn. He attempts and is sucessful in several "enhancements" which bring him even wider popularity in the porn world. This continues for about 6-7 years, and then the experimentation with a list of drugs, which then renders his bod useless, I figure in about 35 years we will see him finally come out of it, skinny as a rail, heavily medicated to fix the various diseases he picked up along the way. Oh, and let's add in the various children spawned who, a la Ryan O'Neal, end up with their own news reports.
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Someone please explain...are they talking Playgirl online? I thought the print magazine was over.
you would prolly be better off just puttin me on ignore
