Levi Johnston

[lemonhead]

Yeah, I'd be totally surprised if he revealed anything but his butt and maybe a few pubes.

I also agree that he's probably nothing more than average in the dick department. (not a bad thing...)

 

[qazplm#1]

I'm going with 7" but only average thickness. Not bad, but nothing special. His face is special and his hockey butt too!

 

[caligula2005]

It has been said that he will be in his underwear so he will not be showing the goods.

 

[Christiaan]

I'll wager he's average as well. Mediocre bod and dumb as a stump... I really fail to see what all the fuss is about.

I think he's kind of cute in a rough sort of way, but I've got an idea he's as homophobic as they come.

Kind of book-ends with that ding-bat Palin.

 

[Balljunkie]

If he was rolling with Kathy Griffin and was on the Andy Cohen show Watch What Happens Live, he is can't be too homophobic. One of the callers (a guy) on Andy's show asked would he ever pose nude, and he said for the right price.

 

[prince_will]

i fully support this Playgirl thing, but 100% sure that there will be no full frontal. probably some ass...maybe some pubes, but no dick shot. oh well.

 

[texas41-38]

Man I do not want to see anything that has been that close to any of the Palin Vaginas. I mean, pain is a part of life. But shit, misery is an option.

 

[houtx48]

they should do a todd palin , levi naked jello wrestling match for playgirl.

 

[chesschess]

He's probably just pale n white.

 

[fratpack]

I thought Playgirl had stopped publishing already and not in 2010. Strictly online now.As for levi...when will we be spared these instant celebutards being constantly in our faces. There are so many far more interesting men on this earth that I would prefer to see showing their stuff.

 

[thadjock]

they should do a todd palin , levi naked jello wrestling match for playgirl.

i dont' think that would be very hot,

I'm sure todd had his balls ripped off on the honeymoon by his she-beast wife. she just saved enuff seed to knock herself up with the handle of the broom she rides.

 

[anders69]

i dont' think that would be very hot,

I'm sure todd had his balls ripped off on the honeymoon by his she-beast wife. she just saved enuff seed to knock herself up with the handle of the broom she rides.

LOL...that is one of the most appropriate descriptions of Ms. Lipstick Porciness I have ever read. Thank you!!

 

[Nychungguy]

he's a total dumb ass but at least he got away from those sicko Palins!

 

[BiItalianBro]

i dont' think that would be very hot,

I'm sure todd had his balls ripped off on the honeymoon by his she-beast wife. she just saved enuff seed to knock herself up with the handle of the broom she rides.

LMAO ROTFL so how do you really feel about them Thad???

 

[SprkE08]

Really? To each his own but this guy is mediocre to below average in ever department I can see. Body's nothing to backflip over...face is a dime a dozen walking down any city street...

Seriously now? It amazes me that people like this can make a living from publicity. I bet I could find 5 guys I'd rather see pose naked for Playgirl (whom I thought was a dead brand, btw) on this site alone in 30 minutes over this guy.

 

[shanester]

Yes, he looked mediocre but he's been working out three hours a day, six days a week. All that so he can look great for a photo shoot. Then the lighting will be just right and it will be photoshopped and airbrushed. It will be interesting to see the end product. It's all showbiz. It's sad and funny how they offer someone money to pose, then want you to workout for weeks so you look perfect.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

i dont' think that would be very hot,

I'm sure todd had his balls ripped off on the honeymoon by his she-beast wife. she just saved enuff seed to knock herself up with the handle of the broom she rides.

Damn, I just exploded with laughter.

 

[D_Yowton Y Yingyang]

Well if he didn't workout for weeks to look "perfect" then all the bitchy queens on here would tear his ass (figuratively speaking) apart criticizing his natural form.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Isn't he a wannabe celebrity?

Can you say Paris Hilton?? She only became famous after being in a sex tape. With our sad, celebrity-obsessed culture this is probably just a stepping stone to greater glory for him. I am in the "there is something sexy about him" camp. Yes he is dumb as a stump. I bet he would have a good career in porn. People would pay just for the novelty factor. Look at Bobbit.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Yes, he looked mediocre but he's been working out three hours a day, six days a week. All that so he can look great for a photo shoot. Then the lighting will be just right and it will be photoshopped and airbrushed. It will be interesting to see the end product. It's all showbiz. It's sad and funny how they offer someone money to pose, then want you to workout for weeks so you look perfect.

Amen to the airbrushing! Remember the famous incident (in the 80's?) where they airbrush this guys stomach so much they removed his navel. Went to publication that way. Had a staple but no bellybutton. LOL. That's when we really knew how much retouching was done to these photos.