Levi Johnston

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

how is it drumming up magazine sales when they already said there's no full frontal b4 the pics or mag are even released for sale?

By letting that possibility dance in peeps' minds for a long time, they vastly increased the curiosity.
If LJ had been, um, upfront about that from the beginning, there would have been a smaller snowball of interest.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

I don't hate to admit it, and yeah he does look hot,

porn would definitely be an option, and doesn't gay porn pay better for guys?

I agree...hot no..but he's handsome. *dumb as a rock tho and looks is his only endearing quality* IMO

Yes Gay porn pays MUCH better than straight porn. Women are definitely the ones with higher wages in straight porn and only like the top 5 guys make anything that compares even slightly.

 

[MichiganRico]

I don't hate to admit it, and yeah he does look hot,

porn would definitely be an option, and doesn't gay porn pay better for guys?

We live in hope.

 

[qazplm#1]

More screen caps...

 

[qazplm#1]

Here are some more...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

No pecs, no traps, no delts, no guns, no abs, no lats ... not all that lean ... this is a hockey player? And one who worked out one-on-one with a trainer?
Say it ain't so, Levi.

 

[Torque8]

No pecs, no traps, no delts, no guns, no abs, no lats ... not all that lean ... this is a hockey player? And one who worked out one-on-one with a trainer?
Say it ain't so, Levi.

Not my idea of a ripped candidate for muscle worship.

 

[thadjock]

No pecs, no traps, no delts, no guns, no abs, no lats ... not all that lean ... this is a hockey player? And one who worked out one-on-one with a trainer?
Say it ain't so, Levi.

yeah i would think if he was working out as intense as they claimed he would have been able to rip it up more, but maybe he was doing too many press luncheons and partying in between workouts.

i don't see any evidence of a spray tan or any tan for that matter.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

This thread kind of depresses me because a good deal of the gay community votes only sporadically (like the rest of the population), knows very little about gay history (pre-Stonewall), is not politically involved in overturning homomphobic laws.... but, oh!, Levi Johnston in playgirl! -- suddenly a light switch is turned on! -- there's this kinetic surge of energy and lust for one lousy straight none-too-bright hockey player.

It's not like you guys are suffering from a lack of visual sexual aids - and Levi pics are your only form of stimulus - and that this is a momentary lapse of judgement. Why the Levi Johnston fixation? In all likelihood the guy is probably a homophobic jerk. Brad Pitt is a straight guy that has earned our (the gay community's) respect. Seth MacFarlane too. Dave Grohl, Sean Penn. There's a growing list.


I just wanted to voice some dissent because Levi Johnston does not seem worth making a fuss about.

 

[balts8]

i have to agree with Willtom...why the hub bub over him but not enough on daily life and politics that influence our lives? If you like the guy go ahead...but really, anything totally of interest there? Many of the LPSG members have TONS more to offer and do a better job at offering it. Thanks to all participating members for being there!

 

[thadjock]

iwhy the hub bub over him but not enough on daily life and politics that influence our lives?

Hey , did u know they have a political forum on this site?

u can get ur fill of 98% non LJ threads over there.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Not my idea of a ripped candidate for muscle worship.

yeah i would think if he was working out as intense as they claimed he would have been able to rip it up more, but maybe he was doing too many press luncheons and partying in between workouts.

Well, I guess hockey would have been over since last May or so.
And then I just noticed this, back in the original post:

"Team Levi is in the process of preparing for his Playgirl appearance," his lawyer Rex Butler tells Usmagazine.com. "He is in the gym six days a week for the next three weeks."

Three weeks is no time to achieve anything with the body.

 

[203602]

i saw him on ET tonight. i've never paid much attention to him before, but he's quite good looking. and the body is getting there.

but he's dumb as a box of hair.

 

[thadjock]

Three weeks is no time to achieve anything with the body.

I'll gladly defer to any trainers in the house, but i'm pretty sure in 3 wks you could drop your body fat %age pretty dramatically and gain alot of definition with intense cardio, & low carb diet.

you're not going to be able to pack on 30# of muscle, but u can transform your body in 3 wks.

 

[thadjock]

but he's dumb as a box of hair.

that's becaue he was raised by a box of hair

a box of hair with substance addiction

 

[203602]

that's becaue he was raised by a box of hair

a box of hair with substance addiction

no way! i did not know that...was he a crack baby?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'll gladly defer to any trainers in the house, but i'm pretty sure in 3 wks you could drop your body fat %age pretty dramatically and gain alot of definition with intense cardio, & low carb diet.

you're not going to be able to pack on 30# of muscle, but u can transform your body in 3 wks.

Yes, you could drop 10 or 12 pounds.
Not healthy, but lots of actors and athletes (especially bodybuilders) do it (getting 'cut' for a competition and all).
But LJ doesn't seem to have achieved even that, I don't think.
(But maybe he was plumper than we knew. Maybe he is down quite a bit from before.)

 

[B_Nick8]

I'll gladly defer to any trainers in the house, but i'm pretty sure in 3 wks you could drop your body fat %age pretty dramatically and gain alot of definition with intense cardio, & low carb diet.

you're not going to be able to pack on 30# of muscle, but u can transform your body in 3 wks.

Oh, TJ. You are to Levi as Skull is to Adam (who actually has talent, btw.) . Which is to say, that for some reason you are incredibly predisposed to like him. Other people's opinions to the contrary.

That's fine. I've never thought he had anything going for him but being in the right place (all irony noted) at the right time.

But this bullshit about how he was going to "reveal all" was just that. He, and his "handlers" led people on to boost the sagging sales of a now more or less defunct magazine. And the guy has so little going for him that that's the best he can do. He will be an ignoble footnote in cultural history in spite of his inability to produce the goods. Which is all he was pretty much good for in the first place.

Even you won't care about him in about 12 minutes.

 

[thadjock]

But LJ doesn't seem to have achieved even that, I don't think.
(But maybe he was plumper than we knew. Maybe he is down quite a bit from before.)

I dont' think he did either, i was saying if he really wanted to it would be possible, but he didn't apparently want to.

and i did think " what would he look like if he hadn't spent 3 wks in the gym?"

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I dont' think he did either, i was saying if he really wanted to it would be possible, but he didn't apparently want to.

Gotcha.