Sam is like a wishing well; the keeper of secret desires who holds the hearts of those who wish.
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Sam is like a wishing well; the keeper of secret desires who holds the hearts of those who wish.
Lordpendragon is like a banana; big, firm, phallic, and when unpeeled, always proves to be more than a mouthful, and wholly satisfying when devoured.
Sam is like a prostate; missed by some, but when found, the source of everlasting joy.
Lordpendragon is like a Napoleon; a rich and satisfying confectionary delight for the tongue, possessing a thick cream filling to be savored by the most discerning palate, and, without fail, only takes one mouthful to prematurely release all the internal sticky sweet goodness from that thick concoction!
Lordpendragon is like your first sexual experience; long awaited and desired, constantly erect thinking about it, unable to think of anything else, wanting it, needing it, possibly premature, exciting, nerve-wracking, overwhelming, messy, wonderful, leaving your body overly aroused and tingling, requiring a repeat performance, and something that you will remember appreciatively and crave insatiably every minute for the rest of your life.
Lordpendragon is more exciting and fully satisfying than an ejaculatory release after two weeks of of self-imposed abstinence.
chicagosam's posts, like a lunar eclipse, illuminate the drab recesses of our lives with rare and mysterious light.
Weecallum is like the sun: a blinding beauty that is always radiating an intense erotic heat however close his proximity.
Naughty is like a spring daybrisk and cool at first but eventually warming to a day that puts a huge smile on your face, and always a day you want to remember and have many more of.
Dongalong is like a guy with a "grower": you give him enough encouraging strokes and he always rises to the occasion, holds his head high, and expounds extemporaneously and extensively off the top of it.
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