LPSG Slogans

You must be this long to ride!

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Learn the Secrets of Jelqing!

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Where the motion of the Ocean is always strong

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Everyone is a Dick at

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Laides & Gentlemen
Tired of bulge hunting?
Find the perfect fit at
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Check your gag reflex at the door

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Prepare to be amazed

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Have you ever felt so
insignificant?

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BIG IS THE NEW AVERAGE
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Cool. Thanks, all, for the wonderful response (wow, my first successful thread). Now, we just have to get LPSG admin over to Cafe Press to get some of these ideas into production! :wink:
 
BIGGER THAN YOUR AVERAGE WEBSITE

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WHO KNEW ORGANS WERE SO MUCH FUN?

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THE PLACE WHERE EVERY SINGLE PERVERTED FANTASY GETS POSTED, BUT ITS OK BECUASE THOSE PEOPLE ARE SHAT ON ANYWAY FOR HAVING THE GALL TO OPENLY MAKE UNSOLICITED ADVANCES, BUT THERE ARE SOME REALLY BRIGHT AND ENLIGHTENED MINDS ON THERE, BUT THEY ORIGINALLY CAME THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE INTERESTED IN OR HAVE A BIG PENIS, BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO TYPED THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WENT THERE, BUT STUPID PEOPLE AREN'T TOLERATED, BUT WE'RE NOT DISCRIMINATORY, BUT WE CAN HAVE A BOARD WAR ABOUT IT ANYWAY, BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT'S FREE SPEECH, SO LONG AS WE DON'T GLORIFY THE OBVIOUS OVERSTEPPING OF DECENCY AND MORAL BOUNDARIES, WHICH ARE PRETTY DAMN LOW ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S A WEBSITE ABOUT THE PENIS, WHICH IS OK BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT IT, AND CLEAR THE AIR OF ALL RUMORS, WHICH IN FACT DOES A HUGE SERVICE TO SOCIETY, BUT YOU WON'T HEAR ABOUT IT ON CNN OR FOX NEWS, BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS CRAP ANYWAY, WE CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE WE'VE ACTUALLY WATCHED IT, BUT WE'RE NOT ELITIST, JUST INTERESTED IN THE MALE ORGAN WHICH GROWS WHEN BLOOD FLOWS TO IT, WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING COOL IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

OR, YOU KNOW, JUST GO HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED.

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OK, I have to vote for Lion's last one, not just because it's freaking hysterical but because LPSG needs a loooooooooooong slogan.