Michael Phelps

Wow! That second photo of him in black and white is really great! Usually I don't find Michael Phelps that attractive, but that one is really hot. And that one where he is wearing that body suit...I always wonder how they get into those things! Butter him up or something haha.
I'm cheering him on though in the Olympics! :You_Rock_Emoticon:
 
he's fuckin sexy, hung and has a throat for days...and he should NEVER be alllowed to speak for fear of making a nation's cocks fall limp.
 
Been looking for MP pics. THX! and btw, dodger, I happen to find his face and body AND EARS irresistably sexy...
 
Nice pics from the neck down. From the neck up leaves something to be desired.

Agreed. He's a bag-head. As in, I would probably do him but I'd have to put a bag over his head. :wink:

Nearly non-existent flat butt, too.

Then again, swimmers have never really excited me. I prefer the gymnasts (compact, muscular, bubble butts...).
 
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He has a hot body, but I agree it does seem oddly proportioned. And his head.. yeah just cover that up and put a sock in it too.
 
He has an easily fixed underbite. Some orthodontia would fix that in no time. I think he is exactly what he was meant to be, a great athlete and now sports legend.
 
Before he swam in a race yesterday or the day before, there was a short video about him.
Stated that while he is 6'4" tall...his legs are the length for a man 6 feet tall and his torso is the length for a man 6'9" tall.
Said that's one of the reasons he is such a powerful swimmer.
Said his feet were size 14 and were more like flippers when swimming.....

Heh heh...my attention wandered after hearing size 14 (even knowing that's a myth).

I saw Bob Costas interview Phelps and Spitz Live last night and Phelps does talk a little bit different cause he's got an underbite going.....But I didn't think it was that bad.
He was well spoken, polite, courteous, and appreciative of his new place in world Olympics History.

As with MOST people, they can look Really good on video....or perfectly Horrid, as far as their face goes.

Also I thought it was very poor sportsmanship for the French swim team capt. to state before competition started that they were going to "crush the Americans".....and later insinuated that the Americans were afraid of them.
Yeah.....made asses of themselves, so they deserved to lose.
JMO.

These are among some videos of Phelps I have saved:
(one of the tributes to him)
YouTube - Michael Phelps Tribute Part 2

A Speedo tv ad he did in 2005...
YouTube - Michael Phelps:Speedo Commercial (Summer 2005)

He swims tonight Live on NBC at 10:59pm EST, 959 CST towards his 8th Gold Medal.
This article has suggestions on how those on the west coast might catch it live tonight.
How To Watch Michael Phelps Win His 8th Gold LIVE At The Beijing Olympics

I just love to watch him......he's grown on me Very Quickly.
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You guys are so fucking mean towards those with skills, abilities and talent...

This thread shows, not an appreciation of a man's achievements, but a pathetic show of your own jealousy... Sad!

You all would be welcome on the "Perfectionist Squad" of the "Chinese Olympics Bureau".


Thank you!
The man made history have some fucking respect. Michael Phelps perfect as he is!
 
Yes. give me Mark Spitz or Despatie. I think Phelps' childhood dentist was not very attentive. He should have had major work done to move the top side teeth out. It may have also needed some jaw reconsrtuction. It would of helped his speech---but they probably had no interest in taking the time.
And yes, the swimmers and gymnasts all wear their cocks up.

Too bad that all gifted and talented people don't look like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt..................Spitz and Despatie are hot, but what makes Michael Phelps somewhat "imperfect" also makes him more real. I'm sure he doesn't look in a mirror everyday and think, "Yep --- I'm really SOMETHING!"
 
Phelps seems like a pretty humble dude so that even if he was hung it doesn't go to his ego at all. He may be 'hung', but we all know that does not mean his erection may be large. Plus, I think that is 'photoshop'.
 
In defense of the title of this thread.

Phelps reveals all the size and shape of his flaccid penis.
If anybody was expecting to see his naked cock, sorry to disappoint,
but I don't think that's likely to happen.

One person said a picture is Photoshopped.
Not so far in this thread.
Why Photoshop to make a cock look average size?
 
Phelps is a hottie.
I do think that he looks better with no facial hair and with a short haircut. And I usually like men with a mustache, goatee or trimmed beard. As for his cock size? Who cares if he's hung or not? I wouldn't throw him or his size 14 feet out of bed. :biggrin:
 
Yep...I have a notion even his improbable detractors will used the gold "we" won in the next America-bashing thread...:wink: