I would personally pay for a Uncle Milte Dildo...just to say I had one. He was in a penis measuring contest with a fellow actor, and was told to "Only pull out enough to win."
I am surprised that people are this interested in a dead mans penis.
Oops I did a search of his name and this topic came up I didn't notice the date.They aren't, you just dug up a 3 year old thread! :biggrin1: LMAO