Most embarrassing place you've gotten a boner?

[curvy one]

Getting a boner at a public swimming pool seems to be an issue for some women.
As in Belgium these thight swimming trunks are obliged, it can indeed happen that my boner is more visible then some women want.

 

[User101823]

Always when I’m asleep on a commercial plane, I always get them!

 

[deleted4392491]

Fell asleep after a big thanksgiving meal at my in-laws house. The wife and I were just dating at the time. I woke up rock hard in my khaki pants. It was VERY visible.

All of her family and extended family were there. No one said anything to me about it except my wife of course haha

 

[Tony56]

It happened to me some weeks ago at a funeral. I was " speeching" at thé front. Telling some memories. My cock for no reason, became hard as rock. It was very visible in my jeans as my cock is girthy and curved.
I felt very embarassed.

You wear jeans to a funeral ?

 

[deleted24713761]

Fell asleep after a big thanksgiving meal at my in-laws house. The wife and I were just dating at the time. I woke up rock hard in my khaki pants. It was VERY visible.

All of her family and extended family were there. No one said anything to me about it except my wife of course haha

That's hilarious

 

[dannyboy971]

got one in front of my female doctor and her nurse as the where feeling my thigh when i tore a muscle, there was no hiding it i was just in my boxer shorts

 

[Robert Dole]

Always when I’m asleep on a commercial plane, I always get them!

I was on a flight back from Melbourne and awoke before landing to find a blanket over the lower part of my body. I was momentarily confused, and then realised that I was hard, felt a bit sticky and was wearing light, loose dress pants with my cock pushing hard up against the waistband- the look from the older woman next to me told me the what and why of the situation, and the smiles and stares from the milfy flight attendant and her younger counterpart confirmed they were both very aware of the issue and were taking an active interest...

 

[yyzstevie]

Always when I’m asleep on a commercial plane, I always get them!

I think it the vibration of the plane I always get boned up in my tights when I nod off once woke up with a blanket over my crotch lol

 

[ILoveGames48]

Not easily embarrassed.. is that a bad thing

 

[deleted22815171]

Pool- swimming with cousins and brothers. Got a good lesson from my older bro to always wear boxers under the swim trunks

 

[curvy one]

You wear jeans to a funeral ?

Yes, as this was the last wish of thé one that passed away

 

[User101823]

Another time on Spring Break I was standing in only swim trunks on a balcony and my straight buddy was putting sunscreen on my back and shoulders before we went down to the beach. I had a major crush on him (he knew it, was cool with it—even used to tease me about it). Well, having him rub me made me pop a tent. I was embarrassed and tried to hide it, but to no avail. When he saw it, he grabbed it and squeezed it and yelled “wacka wacka wacka!” That did not help, of course. Instead, it made me a lot harder lol.

 

[bi_ron]

For me, it was after surgery, while still living at home and being "looked after" during my recovery. I went about 3 weeks w/o sexual activity so when I did get hard I couldn't do anything but wait it out to go back soft.

 

[hardboy_fll]

Getting a boner at a public swimming pool seems to be an issue for some women.
As in Belgium these thight swimming trunks are obliged, it can indeed happen that my boner is more visible then some women want.

Those women are in the minority I have found.

 

[caffeinated]

Also at the doctor’s office, when being checked out for a strained hip.
I apologized, and he just said, “hey, it happens,” and moved on.
Very professional.

 

[Kudo]

I was wearing a pair of Speedos at the beach for the first time. I wear them now without any issues.