Movie or song remakes that should NEVER happen

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Gone With The Wind - A Merchant Ivory Production

Kate Winslett as Scarlett O'Hara

Jeremy Northam as Rhett Butler

Helena Bonham Carter as Melanie Wilkes

Colin Firth as Ashley Wilkes

Mo'Nique as Mammy

Rihanna as Prissy

Anthony Hopkins as Gerald O'Hara

Kristin Scott Thomas as Ellen O'Hara

Maggie Smith as Aunt Pittypat

Emma Thompson as Belle Watling

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in the remake of, "What's Love Got To Do With It".

 

[nudeyorker]

The Graduate:

Clay Aiken as Benjamin Braddock

Rosie O'Donnell as Mrs Robinson

Portia DeRossi as Elaine

This made me spit red wine out of my nose!

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in the remake of, "What's Love Got To Do With It".

So did this!

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Larry David as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket".

 

[nudeyorker]

The first version was so bad it was actually good, but this would just be bad and wrong...

Valley Of The Dolls 2010

Anne Welles---Gisele Bundchen
Neely O'Hara--- Lindsay Lohan
Lyon Burke--- Matthew Fox
Jennifer North--- Brittney Spears
Tony Polar--- Joe Jonas
Mel Anderson--- Josh Dahamel
Kevin Gillmore--- Matt Damon
Ted Casablanca--- Mario Lopez
Miriam Polar--- Christine Baranski
Miss Steinberg--- Paula Abdul
Henry Bellamy--- Nathan Lane
Helen Lawson--- Vanessa Williams

 

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^ LMAO! The original was so bad it was mesmerizing.... this version would be painfully unwatchable - although Lindsay Lohan flushing Vanessa Williams' wig might be the only redeeming factor!

 

[curioustitan]

Basic Instinct

Oprah Winfrey - Catherine Trammell (steamy leg uncrossing scene)
Pee wee Herman (or alternatively DJ Qualls) - Detective Nick Curran

 

[AM_092]

I don't know, but Americans should stop remaking every foreign film!

 

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Robin Williams as Othello

 

[curioustitan]

A nightmare on elm street

Wayne Knight - Freddy Kruger (truly terrifying)

 

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The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex:

Kirstie Alley as Queen Elizabeth I

John Travolta as Lord Essex

 

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Indecent Proposal

Beth Ditto - Diana Murphy (Demi Moore's character)
Carrot Top - David (Woody Harrelson)
Zach Gilifianakis - John Gage (Robert Redford)

 

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Lady Sings the Blues:

Fantasia Barrino as Billie Holiday

Ruben Studdard as Louis McKay

Tyler Perry as Piano Man

 

[nudeyorker]

Wait Until Dark

Susy Hendrix ... Jessica Simpson

Roat / Roat Jr. / Roat Sr. ... Ashton Kutcher

Mike Talman ... Tom Ford

Sam Hendrix ... Conan O'Brien

Carlino ... Michael C. Hall

Lisa ... Ellen DeGeneres

Gloria ... Justin Bieber (In a dress and go go boots)

 

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^ OK just fell off my chair laughing hysterically!

 

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Breakfast At Tiffany's

Holly Golightly ...Rosanne Barr

Paul 'Fred' Varjak ... Simon Cowell

Mrs. Failenson ... Nicole Kiddman

Doc Golightly ... Jimmy Kimmel

O.J. Berman ... John Lithgow

José da Silva Pereira ... Wilmer Valderrama

Tiffany's Salesman ... Robert De Niro

Sally Tomato ... Jack Black

Mag Wildwood ... Cybill Shepherd

Nightclub Stripper Winona Ryder

Rusty Trawler ... Jesse Eisenberg

Sid Arbuck ... Tom Welling

Librarian ...Hilary Swank

Mr. Yunioshi ... Margaret Cho

 

[Novaboy]

New CD
Stevie Nicks Sings Enya

 

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A Star is Born:

Courtney Love as Vicki Lester

Tom Cruise as Norman Maine

Seth Rogen as Libby