My Anti-fake tan rant

[TomCat84]

Please, men, for the love of God- your orange-ish deep, unnatural tan (to say nothing of your plucked to death eyebrows) is NOT attractive! Nor are your totally shaven chicken legs, or your disproportionately huge upper body. I would rather you be as pale as a ghost then look like some Jersey Shore wannabe! ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:soapbox:

 

[luka82]

Men tend to over do it.
I know what you mean.

 

[willow78]

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I give you Exhibit A:

Douchebags of Grindr

 

[PornForPatric]

I think a spray tan can be a good thing, but many men don't realize you're not supposed to go 5 times a week! Personally, I find it hilarious the guys who are all "I don't date black men" and are literally darker than me.

There should be a sign on the door of every tanning salon: Less is more.

Makes me laugh:

The Dish: "My Strange Addiction Tanning" - YouTube
Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds | Onion News Network

 

[TomCat84]

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I give you Exhibit A:

Douchebags of Grindr

Excuse me, you owe me a new computer. My brains just exploded all over it.

 

[Remington]

:biglaugh:

I take it you're not a fan of the Jersey Shore look?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I give you Exhibit A:

Douchebags of Grindr

That blog is fucking hilarious.

 

[ghb69]

Mine is a natural farmers tan, and I even have racing stripes from my glasses.

 

[fratpack]

TomCat84 i totally absolutely 100% agree! especially the chicken legs vs overdeloped upper torso

 

[thad]

The advantage of living in the northwest part of the USA is that pale is the norm since we don't have much sun usually. So I avoid skin cancer and the spray-on stuff.