Named the big boy yet ?

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norseman: Since our endowments have become such an important part of our personalities, (hell, they've got their own SUPPORT group !!), I'm wondering how many other have "named" their dicks ?
I refer to mine by my "middle" name, Paul, since he is pretty much my middle.....Any other interesting dick names/stories to go along with the names?

Norseman

 

[Pecker]

I refer to my little buddy as "the hose."

Pecker

 

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Finedessert: Being UNCUT I refer to mine as The Boy in the Hood.

Grandpa

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

'Thumper'.

 

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BigTeen1: WOW

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

"Javy," courtesy of a good girl friend of mine I used to work with and am still good friends with today.

 

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MichaelWith11: I don't have a constant name for mine, but a lady friend once took to calling it "B.C.," which stood for "Big Cock." To give credit where it's due, the B.C. thing came from an old John Holmes (may he rest in peace) movie this lady and I saw together.

 

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norseman: Hey, Michaelwith11, you watched a John Holmes movie with a lady friend ?!?!? That's pretty cocky (pun intended). Was the point to illustrate that he wasn't such a big deal after all, that you WERE such a big deal afterall, or that all guys are hung like that anyway?

My respects to you and B.C.

Norseman

 

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MichaelWith11: Thanks, Norseman....

The deal was that she asked me about John Holmess ome time after we first were intimate and she found out about my size. She had heard of JH from a friend but had never seen a photo or a movie. I found a video of a JH film I had seen in a theater a few years earlier. I don't recall the title - "Queen of Sex" or something like that - but the story was about a pair of twins and a scheme to hoodwink men. JH shows up about halfway through. Anyway, it's one that shows John's endowment to very good advantage. So we watched it together more to satisfy her curiosity than anything else. This was in the early 80's, by the way.

The one comment I remember is her telling me that I was the only man she knew who could watch a John Holmes movie and smile.

M

 

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biggbenn8: My late wife used to teasingly call it "The Turtle"..(I am 'very' uncut)...as it was always crawling out of it's shell/skin to say 'hello'...

 

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hungone: I once dated someone who called me girth boy!

 

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LongDongThickDick: People call "him" ROCKY!

 

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willib611: My wife calls him "bernard". Only she knows why.

 

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brad2002: One time when I was mad at a girfriend, I declared "no more Mr. Happy for you, young lady!" We both cracked up, had wild hot sex and had a new name for my willie. I have a fuck buddy who calls my dick Sparky because it is always hard and ready for action.

 

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fitdude: Call mine/me hummerdik. :

 

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da_blissmachine: "da Blissmachine" haha!

 

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meathose10: "CUKE"

 

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HungGuy: The L.D.

 

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gwilson: Umm.. Malcolm ;D


Coco

 

[johnstone1985]

I don't have a name for him or it but I have had a few ideas:

Amanda
Susan
Tiffany
Nadine
Stacey

Why womens names I hear you ask? Well I can say that "I'm going to bed with Susan tonight", or "Nadine thinks I'm a tiger between the sheets!" and I wouldn't be lying.

It's a shame really - I need to name my dick after a woman so people think I'm having sex with a beautiful woman .