need a friend

[B_Spladle]

That's not a penis, it's an extended clit!

Mine's 30" long and 12" around.

I'll assume you mean soft, otherwise that's just pathetic.

 

[gg42]

Yup, if your dick is not bigger around than your girfriend's waist - fogettaboutit

 

[ashlar]

Well I never claimed to be hung. Just slightly below average.

is okies, I love you anyways

 

[Orlando_8]

Try the mens clothing shop... Pants with 3 legs and a pair of shoes with 3 ...
Oh and I think I saw you at a club one night... But I thought you were sitting on a 3 legged stool

 

[Pecker]

This is much more illuminating than recipes.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

You guys.:tongue: O.k. I'm going to start acting more naive to these new guys, because even if it's a one in a billion chance that one of these guys ever are this big and tell the truth I don't want to toss, out that lottery ticket. So from now on unless I am clearly presented with reasonable doubt proven other wise (such as the legal system) guilty of false identification, i'll believe what's to be said to be truth. You now have one friend, don't blow it.

 

[B_Spladle]

You guys.:tongue: O.k. I'm going to start acting more naive to these new guys, because even if it's a one in a billion chance that one of these guys ever are this big and tell the truth I don't want to toss, out that lottery ticket. So from now on unless I am clearly presented with reasonable doubt proven other wise (such as the legal system) guilty of false identification, i'll believe what's to be said to be truth. You now have one friend, BLOW ME.

FYP

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

FYP

Good one *LOL*.

 

[CuriousGuy]

Welcome to the group, and don't feel pressured to post a pic and prove anything. Some of the posters expressing that your claim is bull don't have pics either.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Welcome to the group, and don't feel pressured to post a pic and prove anything. Some of the posters expressing that your claim is bull don't have pics either.

Pci me, pic me *LOL*. CuriousGuy have i had the dignified honor of welcoming you, and asking you what your are curious about?

 

[Matthew]

Welcome to the group, and don't feel pressured to post a pic and prove anything. Some of the posters expressing that your claim is bull don't have pics either.

Nor are they claiming to have 15".

 

[B_Spladle]

Nor are they claiming to have 15".

Right. Mine is much, much bigger than that.

 

[D_alex8]

Right. Mine is much, much bigger than that.

Since when does having one inch extra correspond to being "much, much bigger"?

...or is 16" merely your flaccid length?

*passes out*

 

[ashlar]

I'll assume you mean soft, otherwise that's just pathetic.

Clearly.

*Thwaps da cute Spladle with his cock O' doom*

 

[B_Spladle]

Since when does having one inch extra correspond to being "much, much bigger"?

...or is 16" merely your flaccid length?

*passes out*

Bingo, you got it.

After all, I do believe I've made several references on these boards to the fact that I'm a grower, not a shower. 16" is obviously pretty small for a flaccid penis, but trust me, it gets ridiculously huge when I'm hard.

 

[B_Spladle]

Clearly.

*Thwaps da cute Spladle with his cock O' doom*

That's hawt.

 

[ashlar]

That's hawt.

*smirks*

Me love the spladle long time

 

[Mumzi]

Hey, my husband's so long he can diddle me from across the room! :tongue:

 

[stud_hunter]

Studhunter - please tell us that the pic is not you....

Oh, you . Funny because I just changed my avatar to something more recent. The other one was on my 37th b-day. Not bad, hey? :wink: . But then again I could say the same of you, you sexy fellow :wink: .

 

[faceking]

Oh, you . Funny because I just changed my avatar to something more recent. The other one was on my 37th b-day. Not bad, hey? :wink: . But then again I could say the same of you, you sexy fellow :wink: .

Nice shoes... like the strap cut... the heel is okay. Goes with the skirt, if what skirt there is.