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I actually based what I said after this quote on some objective evidence:
The LPSG membership. Not the handful of guys I know that come to me for 'Genital Aunt' advice.
All I am saying is what guys say to you and what they actually think are two different things. Those same guys are probably the ones coming here looking to 'pump' or 'jelq' etc.
First, I've seen or had sex with most the penises in question and would be completely stunned if anyone wanted to pump or jelq them. In fact, I stumbled across a blog belonging to a man to whom I was once engaged (damned networking sites!). His penis measures aproximately 10"x6". Those are real-world, measured-it-myself-with-a-tape-measure inches. About six or seven weeks ago he made an entry lamenting not being average. He cites ease of finding great condoms (customized condoms are not exactly available at the convenience store), having to calm down nervous new partners, not ever once having anal sex with me (not for lack of trying), his new fiancee (and I in the past, as well as many others) not being able to fit much of him in our mouths, taking a long time to achieve a full and solid erection, and clothing issues. These are the same things cited here by many of the genuine posters.
Second, there have been members of this board who have written to me about problems in their marriages caused by their sizes which (in part) led to divorces, and one had even had to have surgery to repair certain ligaments (or something) and a few that wear custom undergarments. More people in my personal life have talked with me about how they feel about the sizes of their penises, but at least four people from here have written to me personally when I was posting as BronxBombshell and told me they sometimes wish they had a more average size. I've seen them joined by still others who have said in open forum on this site that they sometimes wish they could know what it was like to have an average sized penis.
Third, thanks for assuming all of my friends are a bunch of lying losers. Thanks bunches. Let me remind you: You hang out with crazy, lying, stalking bitches. Not I. You have a problem selecting quality people with whom to surround yourself. Not I.
For the record: I'm no one's 'Genital Aunt', whatever that means. But I've fucked a bunch of dudes, and stayed friends with nearly all. I'm that statistical anomaly who has mostly encountered very large penises (7.5"-10") in person (with a few tiny and average guys thrown in).
But don't let that stop you from believing that you know every thing there ever was to know about every last man and his penis.