Penis Tricks?

[dickman45885]

There is a web site dedicated to stupid penis tricks....check it out...there are some good ones there.

 

[Chuck64]

I can make mine sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead and I can make it disappear.

Age 12: Learned "sit up" on it's own.

Age 20: Finally learned "lie down"

We're still working on "roll over"

 

[Latinoboy9]

Mine can peek around corners...Curves up and to the left...Does that count? Jose'Latinoboy9

 

[D_Claude Hopper]

There was this time I was camping with some friends and after a few beers, one of my friends yelled,"hey! Watch This!"

He dropped trou, put a quarter on his dick and flipped it, only to catch it in his shirt pocket and scream woohoo like crazy. It all happened too fast to react. I'm still dumbfounded by the whole experience.

 

[jeff black]

They used to call me the Pied Piper of Penis, because I could play the flute and hundreds of guys would come running down the road, with their dicks waving in the air...
People would come from near and far to hear me play, dicks in the air. One night, I met Paris hilton backstage. As we were making out, the bitch stole my flute.... but its ok.. because women love a guy who can play guitar

Though I do miss that flute....*sigh*

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Though I do miss that flute....*sigh*

"...and one time in band camp":hijacked:

 

[Pirate Wench]

Oh, please Do carry on you guys !

This is hilarious !

Pied Piper of Penis.....they come running.....waving about.....

LMAO


Where can I get one of those flutes ?
Will it attract straight guys too?

Either way....I just want the eye candy......but more than that would be fun, too.....:smile:

 

[jeff black]

Oh, please Do carry on you guys !

This is hilarious !

Pied Piper of Penis.....they come running.....waving about.....

LMAO


Where can I get one of those flutes ?
Will it attract straight guys too?

Either way....I just want the eye candy......but more than that would be fun, too.....:smile:

I think they were having a sale at Walgreens.... They attract all straight men... and they are right next to the power tools:biggrin1:

 

[Freddie53]

I send my penis out to mow the yard so I can stay cool in the house.

 

[15773]

Yeah, I send mine out to starbucks or krispy kreme on saturday mornings so I don't have to get dressed.

 

[Pirate Wench]

Lots more people here now than when this thread started.
I just thought it was silly and funny and wondered if anyone had something to add.

Isn't there someone whose cock can hold up the car while a flat is changed ?

:smile:

 

[B_Monster]

I stretch my cock out over the backyard, use it as a tightrope, walk it to the center of my yard and jack off and for my next trick!:tongue::biggrin1:

 

[sugarstick]

I can do the "Epcot Center"

1) squeeze balls so they bulge, like a plum
2)wrap shaft around the bottom, encriculating the "epcot dome" around the base with the Disney Monorail encirculating it! (yes I used the word "Disney" even though its copyrighted)

HAHAHA, you then have a triumphal Experiemental Protoype Community of Tomorrow, made out of nothing but COCK AND BALLS!!!!! YES!

Victory is mine.

 

[B_Monster]

I can do the "Epcot Center"

1) squeeze balls so they bulge, like a plum
2)wrap shaft around the bottom, encriculating the "epcot dome" around the base with the Disney Monorail encirculating it! (yes I used the word "Disney" even though its copyrighted)

HAHAHA, you then have a triumphal Experiemental Protoype Community of Tomorrow, made out of nothing but COCK AND BALLS!!!!! YES!

Victory is mine.

Yes but, Yours is made with sugar, no fair.:biggrin1:

 

[msu_hotboy]

i can make mine jump up and down and left to right!

 

[D_fitnesswitness]

Uh....in my gallery, I balanced a coke can on my bulge...lol. Thats about all I've tried to do.

Give me some suggestions, I can take some more photos.

 

[badboybryce]

Monster[/B];1211870]I stretch my cock out over the backyard, use it as a tightrope, walk it to the center of my yard and jack off and for my next trick!:tongue::biggrin1:

msu_hotboy[/B];1213126]i can make mine jump up and down and left to right!

You two need to send me a copy of the video. :biggrin1:

 

[B_dumbcow]

mine can juggle.

dont ask me how.

it just can, ok?

leave me alone.

ok, i lied.

shut up.

 

[D_Parkinson Pallidass]

Slightly more seriously....I can lift quite heavy weigths with my dick muscles (like a chair, if I'm really hard...)

 

[mushroomhead7in]

This isn't me but I saw a video online of some dude who can play the guitar with his cock. This guy is pretty talented
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