Pick Up Lines

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  1. wellhung9

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    Never really used one, because I think they're too cheesy. But if any of the women on here remember any that worked on them?
     
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    No bs. This worked for me.

    'I've lost my phone number... can I have yours?'
     
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    Pick-up lines don't work on me. The worst one I've heard lately was "I'd like to sink my Titanic in your ocean". I mean really is that supposed to work?
     
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    "Hi. I've seen you before and always wanted to speak to you. I'm so-and-so. What's your name?"
     
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    This is perhaps the best venue to take because it's not a line. Sadly one that worked on me in a crowded bar once was "As long as I have a face you've got a place to sit!"
     
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    I think I have heard every good, bad, crappy and cheesy pick up line three or four times each. When we were first married I'd find myself standing alone in a bar or dance hall waiting for my husband to finish a set so we could have a few minutes together in the evening. Sometimes I'd bring a girlfriend and her beau or husband along, but still I'd be the lone standout. So of course, every guy tried their best shot.

    I was even approached more than once having a drink with Cap during a break. They figured he was just a musician trying to pick up a groupie, so they thought they might take a shot.

    I'm pretty much immune to them, but I will usually commend the good ones and laugh at the funny ones. The pickup line that Cap used on me that worked was "Hey!"
     
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    My man can't come up with a good pick up line to save his life and he knows it. So he just says something stupid to get a laugh and takes it from there. Worked on me lol.
     
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    Is that windex on your pants?? cause i can sure see myself in them..
     
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    Maybe it has something to do with your appearance... if that's you in the avatar.
     
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    i hate lines.

    if you can't talk to me like i'm a person then you've no hope.
     
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    "did you grow up on a chicken farm?"

    "because you certainly know how to raise a cock"

    :rofl:

    i LOVE cheesey pick up lines. but the approach/delivery is crucial.
     
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    Question "Hey you ever tripped over a tree?"
    Answer "no!"
    Question "How about a root?"
     
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    *snickers* that one would only work with the right accent
     
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    A female friend of mine said that the most effective line of any type that was ever used on her was "Hey, you look familiar. Do we have a class together?" (Keep in mind I'm a college student.) It sets up a pretext for the conversation, and through this brief exchange, some information about each other is exchanged, laying the foundation for a longer conversation.
     
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    Only used a line once, but it worked. I told a particularly well built woman, "I could die happy after seeing you naked." About ten minutes later I saw her naked. lol
     
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    :smile: adorable Intro guaranteed to make any woman smile
     
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    Do you believe in the here after? Well you know what I am here after! And if you don’t you’ll be here after I am gone!
     
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    i normally hate pickup lines
    but:
    here goes nothing

    legs is the word of the day
    now lets get you home and spread the word
     
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    I never seriously use them. But sometimes its fun just to say stupid ones. My favorite one, only works after you've already started talking.

    "If you were a pirate would your parrot sit on this shoulder" put your hand on her closest shoulder. "or this shoulder?" put your arm around her onto the other shoulder.

    Every single time i've done it they start answering seriously, about halfway through their answer they realize what's going on. They always comment on how smooth it is. I wouldn't use it to start a conversation or anything.
     
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    Yeah my favorite line is Hi, How are you tonight...lol
     
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