Pillow Talk

[rope9839]

The very first time I took my pants off in front of a girl she said "Oh, my god!" When I asked if anything was wrong and she told me "No. There is definitely nothing wrong. " Since then I have come to the easily conclusion that penis size, like most physical characteristics, was dumb luck. This being said, I will never get tired of hearing a woman indicate that she feels my cock is big and that this is a desirable thing.

 

[B_RoysToy]

The French prostitute said while wrapping her hand around my cock: "Damn, you're hung like a horse!". All the rest of her utterances were in French! -- not as hot as Bruce's "Come on, drill for oil, you big boy", but it had its long-lasting effect on my erection.

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Jul 14 2005, 09:03 AM
The French prostitute said while wrapping her hand around my cock: "Damn, you're hung like a horse!". All the rest of her utterances were in French! -- not as hot as Bruce's "Come on, drill for oil, you big boy", but it had its long-lasting effect on my erection.

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I've fucked a French exchange student at my HS a few times - I agree with you, Luke - those french mutterings when you fuck with them are so damn hot. That way (exchange students) I learned to spell "Fuck me" in three foreign languages (French, German, Swedish).

Bruce

 

[B_RoysToy]

You must have the sexual experience of the best of us, Bruce. Tell me at what age you had your first f/m deal and whether or not (and what age if so) you had your first m/m, even if no more than comparing and mutual hand jobs. Thx.

Luke

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Jul 14 2005, 10:50 AM
You must have the sexual experience of the best of us, Bruce. Tell me at what age you had your first f/m deal and whether or not (and what age if so) you had your first m/m, even if no more than comparing and mutual hand jobs. Thx.

Luke

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Hi there,

well, above all something to justify the placement of this posting in the "Pillow Talk" thread - foreign language pillow talk.

1. Anna S. (German) - she liked to say things like "Fik Mish" or "Fik mine mooshy" to me when I had her. Was a good-looking girl, tall, lanky, but a bit too bony for my taste. Nice fuck though, for a 16yo - I was 16 too when I had her.

2. Carmine T. (French) - no boy, but the french girls' name Carmine. "Baise moi" was her way to tell me to go for it in her 16 yo pussy, and she could take it even better than Anna, looked better too - not so tall, but nice muscle tone, as a swimmer. Like to think of her.

3. Malin B. (Swedish) - those viking hotties really have something about them that just screams to fuck them, or, in her words, "Knulla mig" (had to write that down). A delicious fuck she was - definitely experienced at 17 years of age- and she knew what she wanted, and how to get it from me.


Needless to say, those were not my first fucks - I started the "m/f deal" at 14 years, and really got into the stud drive when I was 16 and became "The Big Man". Abandoned jerking the same age - Fucking is just so much better. Have never had sex with a guy, or mutual jerk off with a guy.

Bruce

 

[B_RoysToy]

Thanks for your thorough and intriguing response, Bman. I really had mixed feelings about asking for such personal info, but your answer helps me think maybe it wasn't so blatant of me after all. The pillow talk theme is thriving and doing well thanks to your maneuvering and fluid use of words. Very clever of you, Bruce :yourock:

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by HickBoy@Jul 13 2005, 03:45 AM
"I'm going to build a church in its honor."

Reminds me of one...

She: "Why is your organ so small?"
He: "Well, I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral."

OK, I admit that's not real or even original.

But how about this for a showstopper:

"God, it looks just like my dad's!"

*shiver*

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by steve319@Jul 15 2005, 08:12 PM
But how about this for a showstopper:

"God, it looks just like my dad's!"

*shiver*

Thanks for sharing that, Steve: uke:

 

[steve319]

Sort of a mood-killer there, I agree.

I mean, do you ASK at that point or do you just bow out gracefully? What's the protocol?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by steve319@Jul 15 2005, 11:31 PM
I mean, do you ASK at that point or do you just bow out gracefully?

Certainly not. You just reply, "Yeah, but your pussy is much prettier than my mom's."

 

[steve319]

Now, I'm known for being willing to say most anything, but that's on the outskirts of what my mouth will form.

Maybe the less said the better. I mean, wouldn't you be afraid to know how she'd seen dad's erection?

And then wonder if you've ended up with another nutty one...

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by steve319@Jul 16 2005, 03:53 PM
Now, I'm known for being willing to say most anything, but that's on the outskirts of what my mouth will form.

Aw. come on, Steve ... you're supposed to be the evil twin: don't let me down now! Talk the talk, bro! :lol:

 

[steve319]

OK, clearly there's at least one taboo left that I can't bring myself to talk about in the bedroom. The beauty of my mother's pussy... :huh:

Maybe I should practice that one in the mirror awhile just in case I have another occasion to use it.

Hey, man, if you have any more cringers that you think are probably lingering on my personal taboo list, let's not bring them up today, eh? I need some recovery time here.

 

[13788]

orionsword57:

Originally posted by BruceSter@Jul 15 2005, 08:34 AM

.... Malin B. (Swedish) - those viking hotties really have something about them that just screams to fuck them, or, in her words, "Knulla mig" (had to write that down). A delicious fuck she was - definitely experienced at 17 years of age- and she knew what she wanted, and how to get it from me.

Bruce

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Amen to that, brother. Met a Swedish teenager when I was 20 who fucked like a bashee and wanted to have her breasts bitten during sex. Her comment afterwards.... "in my country, we don't have much to do, so we screw"

 

[summertime01]

Well, lately our pillow talk has been his lack of energy & my persistent readiness & here I am in my 40's & free & on my own for the first time in my life & with lots of energy!
After marrying young (no I wasn't pregnant-just the area & times that I was reared in) & After birthing, breastfeeding & raising 4 children & being in college part of that time & working, too I want to go & GO! & that means go places to! i.e. hiking/camping.
I never thought incompatibility could mean different sex drives-my ex was always ready but selfish, too. Don't tell me to go to bed with more men to find the 'right one' for me. I just can't do that. I believe sex is very special & it was 5 months before going to bed with this one & he's only my 2nd partner.

I asked him, "why do the men my age have no energy" & that's been our/my pillow talk lately! Now, this has become an issue between us. How do we get over this hump? He's had quite a large number of women.Is he bored with sex?

I often wonder if he thinks having a huge one will keep me around? something I did not know about him until shortly before becoming intimate.
I'm, going out by myself this weekend & having fun. I'm so tired of sitting around!

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by summertime
I asked him, "why do the men my age have no energy" & that's been our/my pillow talk lately! Now, this has become an issue between us. He's had quite a large number of women.Is he bored with sex?

http://www.drkoop.com/ency/93/001952.html

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

....or it could just be his age. How old is he anyway?

 

[summertime01]

Yes, I know it can be mostly his age, which is 46. However, I also know that he had a very active sex drive in recent past. He is not overweight, but does smoke, unfortunately, & has cut back on smoking.

 

[BruceSter]

Originally posted by orionsword57+Jul 18 2005, 05:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(orionsword57 &#064; Jul 18 2005, 05:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BruceSter@Jul 15 2005, 08:34 AM

.... Malin B. (Swedish) - those viking hotties really have something about them that just screams to fuck them, or, in her words, "Knulla mig" (had to write that down). A delicious fuck she was - definitely experienced at 17 years of age- and she knew what she wanted, and how to get it from me.

Bruce

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Amen to that, brother. Met a Swedish teenager when I was 20 who fucked like a bashee and wanted to have her breasts bitten during sex. Her comment afterwards.... "in my country, we don&#39;t have much to do, so we screw"

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Well, Malin didn&#39;t want to be bitten, but fucking like banshees, anytime. That whole crew of scandinavian girls are pretty hot - another girl in my school had finnish ancestry, and she was at least as hot too. But since she&#39;d grown up in US, she didn&#39;t speak any finnish - too bad, I&#39;d have loved to hear "Fuck me" in that language.

Bruce

 

[eightyeight]

But how about this for a showstopper:

"God, it looks just like my dad&#39;s&#33;"

*shiver*


I&#39;ve heard about Dad&#39;s equipment twice in my life. Once when I was a teenager my five-years-older girlfriend got into the shower with me. I said some kid-like thing like "do you usually walk in on guys in the bathroom?" Her: "well, one time I walked in on my father." I was kind of startled. "Yeah..." "It was gross" "you must have been young" "No it was just a couple of years ago" Then came one of those pauses where they&#39;re trying to decide whether to say what they&#39;re thinking. She put her hand under my balls. "You know how you&#39;re all strong and tight? Well these were like down here" as she dropped her hand toward my knees. "And it was all red."
The next one came twenty-five years later when my sixteen-years-younger girlfriend and I were seducing each other. She told me that her 2nd boyfriend had asked her if he was bigger than her 1st boyfriend. (She had only had two). That led to all kinds of talk and her memory of once as a girl accidentally seeing a naked man. She was shocked by how "tiny" he was "compared to my father." Whoa. She told the story again later and used the same line, so I asked her how familiar she was with her father&#39;s. She said that they used to go to the beach every day (in a tropical country) and change together until she was at least 10. When she told the story a third time I just asked her flat-out if her father was well-endowed. She seemed taken aback -- "See now I don&#39;t know that ... I don&#39;t have that much to compare it to ... just my father and my boyfriends ... " Then came that long pause again. Then a fake intake of breath as though she&#39;d just thought of it -- "Oh; my father&#39;s not circumcised, so that makes kind of a difference ... He might be bigger, but I&#39;m not sure ... I guess my dad&#39;s probably larger" I knew all three of these guys. Eventually she compared them all to me.