Poll: Attention span

Can you address yourself to the fucking question?

  • Yes

    Votes: 7 21.2%
  • No

    Votes: 2 6.1%
  • Squirrel!

    Votes: 18 54.5%
  • I don't have an opinion about this, but I believe that you are hanging on my every word.

    Votes: 6 18.2%

  • Total voters
    33
i voted squirrel ( as have most people). Seemed the closest to 'sometimes', but maybe I misunderstood.

Isn't squirrel what Doug the dog in Pixar's "Up" yelped when he got distracted in mid- "squirrel!"

I'm a man of few words so do you or dont you?
Well I don't as a rule but you've talked me into it.

Is there a test after all this?
 
Did Tickboil ever get an answer to his question? He did ask a question right? Oh, who the fuck cares?!
 
I agree! And quite frankly, in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. Which is why when considering the original post I can't help but thinking that my opinion can be best defined as...Wait...What was the fucking question again?!
 
I clicked the first circle because I wanted to hurry up and start picking my nose.
I agree! And quite frankly, in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. Which is why when considering the original post I can't help but thinking that my opinion can be best defined as...Wait...What was the fucking question again?!
I didn't read your words but I like watching you paint on the Discovery channel.