Potty mouth?

[Pecker]

What are you trying to say, HickBoy?

 

[B_Hickboy]

What are you trying to say, HickBoy?

fuck

 

[Shelby]

Notice the theme here?....and the bloody serious fucking lack of imagination in invective...shit, what a load of bollox..:tongue:

Well go ahead and show us how it's done Shakespeare.

 

[Gillette]

cunt

 

[Mattsdong]

What happened to oh bloody hell? bollocks? buggeration? oh god? oh lordie? oh my? what the bloody hell? what the devil?

those are proper ways to say things where others would just say, fuck. you can even get both in. oh fucking buggery? oh bloody fucking hell? oh dear lord of fuck?

haha. but my personal favourite is when having sex, calling her a fuck monkey!

 

[deleted1447]

You Fucking Whore

 

[dong20]

What happened to oh bloody hell? bollocks? buggeration? oh god? oh lordie? oh my? what the bloody hell? what the devil?

those are proper ways to say things where others would just say, fuck. you can even get both in. oh fucking buggery? oh bloody fucking hell? oh dear lord of fuck?

haha. but my personal favourite is when having sex, calling her a fuck monkey!

And all the more bloody effective for their sheer fucking novelty..:tongue:

 

[ericbear]

Why bother with the others, when one has so much versatility?

http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/uses-of-the-word-fuck.html

or, for the movie version:

http://f0rked.com/flash/v=fuck

 

[dong20]

Well go ahead and show us how it's done Shakespeare.

Bugger off...you wouldn't know Shakespeare if he came up and kicked your fucking ass with his fucking best pair of fuck off boots...:tongue:

But since you asked: from King Lear; where Oswald asks Kent what he thinks of him :

"A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir to a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition."

He goes on to add:

"What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thouknowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped upthy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, yourogue: for, though it be night, yet the moonshines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger"

Then he calls him out :

"Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the king; and take vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks: draw, you rascal; come your ways."

Effective in its day no doubt but hardly pithy by contemporary standards...:biggrin1:

 

[Shelby]

I called you out and you stood up to the challenge. Excellent!

Nice quotes too. Impressive.
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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

goddamn Sumbitchin Motherfuckering Asshole Prick Shithead.

 

[dong20]

I called you out and you stood up to the challenge. Excellent!

Nice quotes too. Impressive.


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I always especially liked "..carbonado your shanks..", nice culinary ring to it.:smile:

 

[Pecker]

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefucking art thou, Romeo?"

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I like cunt for the shock value.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I like cunt for the shock value.

Fucking cunt.

 

[jakeatolla]

To quote MaClean and Maclean

Fuck ya, fuck ya, F U C K Y A!

Fuck ya, fuck ya, F U C K Y A !

I really hate your Fuckin guts,

I wanna kick ya in the nuts,

So Fuck Ya, Fuck ya, F U C K Y A,

I Really mean it, Fuck Ya Today!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jakeatolla]

Personally I tend to use " Jesus H Christ " a whole lot.
Not quite sure what the H stands for though......

 

[Ethyl]

Personally I tend to use " Jesus H Christ " a whole lot.
Not quite sure what the H stands for though......

Horace

 

[OralCumpulsion]

I used to like "Cunt Hound" until I accidentally used it in front of mom.

Now I am a good boy and don't swear ever.

<fingers crossed behind back>

 

[invisibleman]

WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT ASSFUCKING A COWTURD BITCH ASS MUTHAFUCKA!!!


(A line from one of my love ballads entitled: "ANDY". It is an song of love and endearment. I can hear Enya or that girl from The Cocteau Twins singing it.)