Random Poll: Meat

What is your favorite meat?

  • Beef

    Votes: 43 35.8%
  • Chicken

    Votes: 33 27.5%
  • Fish

    Votes: 18 15.0%
  • Kangaroo

    Votes: 2 1.7%
  • Ostrich

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 33 27.5%
  • Pork/Ham

    Votes: 17 14.2%
  • Reptile

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • Turkey

    Votes: 11 9.2%
  • Lamb

    Votes: 18 15.0%
  • None/Vegetarian

    Votes: 7 5.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • Total voters
    120
Crap! I forgot lamb! Damn Brits...poll clean-up, aisle 5.
 
Well since WillTom is no longer here to call PETA, my favorite is veal piccata while sipping champagne with a fur coat draped over my shoulders stopping only for conversation, caviar and a cigarette... preferably in the village of Megève.
 
Dear me, I thought this pole was about MEAT not meat... all this talk of jeans popping...

A-ny-way! I don't eat a lot of meat, but I think ham would have to be my favorite. I'm incrediably picky though so it has to be ham I cooked or that I get shaved from the Deli or maybe beef tenderlion.

I can't eat little lambkins. I just see their little faces... and... well yeah that's why I rarely eat meat. Funny thing is I'll squish my toes on a fur rug all day long and not think a thing about it.
 
I voted for chicken, because I sorta got a grudge against red meat when I was younger that is was unhealthy for me. Plus, chicken seems versatile as it can be barbecued, fried, made into a salad, roasted, stewed, made into a pie, etc...