Rough Sex

DoubleMeatWhopper said:
It's about time for another fleshpile, and Lex sounds like the full meal deal! Hold my calls: there's a sticky situation that needs my immediate attention!

Finally, a chance for you to give me those blowjob lessons in person. Lex, you won't mind being the subject, will you?
 
GoneA said:
*jumps in* *feels awkward* *continues anyway*

No wonder you feel awkward, we forgot a key element.

*passes GoneA the magic fantasy pill that makes all LPSG fleshpiles more fun. You are now instructed to buy into the fantasy while you are in the Magic Theatre under penalty of being laughed out by the group if you do not. Here, gay, straight, men and women pile on top of each other to express our lust and desires, here we have a chance to out ourselves if we so choose*

So now, grab a rubber ducky and some baby oil and slide right on in!
 
madame_zora said:
No wonder you feel awkward, we forgot a key element.

*passes GoneA the magic fantasy pill that makes all LPSG fleshpiles more fun. You are now instructed to buy into the fantasy while you are in the Magic Theatre under penalty of being laughed out by the group if you do not. Here, gay, straight, men and women pile on top of each other to express our lust and desires, here we have a chance to out ourselves if we so choose*

So now, grab a rubber ducky and some baby oil and slide right on in!

*takes pill* *applies baby oil* *joins in*

WHOAAA!!! this is great... got any meth?

hey you!! let go of my ducky
 
my girlfriend can take quite the pounding. i am 7.5x6.5 and when we are in the heat of the moment, she cant take it hard enough. i have pounded her with all my might and she has never complained of pain.
 
Yeah, I'm funny like that. When I want to get fucked, having a clamp attatched to my nipple doesn't quite do the trick. *boring*

Thank God for this. I seriously was starting to think something was wrong with me for not wanting kinky shit 24/7. Maybe it's just the guys I've dated in the past. Oh, to find one who just loves a good, hard fuck instead of the mind-game, S&M bullshit.
 
MsLulu said:
Thank God for this. I seriously was starting to think something was wrong with me for not wanting kinky shit 24/7. Maybe it's just the guys I've dated in the past. Oh, to find one who just loves a good, hard fuck instead of the mind-game, S&M bullshit.

LOL, you hit the nail on the head! This is what compensates for the lack of fuck you're about to get, trust me.
 
KinkGuy said:
Sometimes S/m "bullshit" as you so eloquently put it, sometimes long, slow, lingering, tender lovemaking. Depends on the moment, the time, the people.

Wrong phrasing. For me, it's sometimes a deft, hard, brain-mashing-hip-bruising fuck, sometimes slow, long, passionate lovemaking. Preferably if latter one leads to first one. Mind games are for people who think they have to compensate.
 
KinkGuy said:
Ahhh, but Claire, some are just meant to be and really only desire to be, "kinky" bottoms 24/7. And why is this a problem?

Because I am no kinky bottom.

Sorry, didn't see what you were intending to say, misinterpreted it. Of course, in THAT case, you're right.
 
KinkGuy said:
Ahhh, but Claire, some are just meant to be and really only desire to be, "kinky" bottoms 24/7. And why is this a problem?

Not a problem at all if both partners are into that. I think we're expressing a preference, and MY experience with straight guys is that most of the men who are into this will give me about a three mintue fuck after all the boring drama.
 
madame_zora said:
Not a problem at all if both partners are into that. I think we're expressing a preference, and MY experience with straight guys is that most of the men who are into this will give me about a three mintue fuck after all the boring drama.

Talk about drama kings.
 
IanTheTall said:
The cervix was never intended to be a penis punching bag, I try not to use it as one.

I agree. Slow and steady wins the race.
By slow I mean fast, but not hard. So, "Fast and steady wins the race"?
I guess that slow and steady remark doesn't really fit at all, does it?
Sigh. foiled again.