screwdrivers

[johnjacobs]

So I recently read a story about a guy using a screwdriver to fuck himself. I was thinking of trying it, using the handle end of course, covering it with a condom and shoving it up there...think it'd be safe?

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I can think of better things. I've got an Aneros Helix that works pretty well.

 

[eurotop40]

Be sure that the surface is very smooth---

 

[johnjacobs]

I've just been looking around the house a lot lately, stuff I can get to easily. Thanks euro

 

[Pendlum]

I would suspect that the important requirements are 1; make sure it isn't jagged 2; Make sure it is clean and finally 3; Make sure it isn't something that will get stuck in there because it slipped from your hand. Oh and 4; Make sure it isn't so large that it will rupture you..

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Use your finger or get someone else to do it for you.

 

[MarkLondon]

I would suspect that the important requirements are 1; make sure it isn't jagged 2; Make sure it is clean and finally 3; Make sure it isn't something that will get stuck in there because it slipped from your hand. Oh and 4; Make sure it isn't so large that it will rupture you..

Hmm, I should imagine that it's possible that if the handle went right in, you'd end up in the ER being photographed for the "stupidest things up the arse" files. Still, at least it's not a lightbulb. :wink:

 

[Draconis71]

Hmmm, try a pringles can... It should get you up to speed for the BIG guys around here ;P

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

So I recently read a story about a guy using a screwdriver to fuck himself. I was thinking of trying it, using the handle end of course, covering it with a condom and shoving it up there...think it'd be safe?

Had a friend about 20 years ago that swore he could not get off at all unless his gf used a driver on him. I gave him the nickname screwdriver. He did not get into specifics as to how he used it. Alas, back then I was way too shy to realize he really wanted me to fuck him! :frown1:

 

[SpeedoMike]

Hmm, I should imagine that it's possible that if the handle went right in, you'd end up in the ER being photographed for the "stupidest things up the arse" files. Still, at least it's not a lightbulb. :wink:

My M.D. removed a light bulb from a dude's butt when he was a resident at San Francisco General Hospital. he said that if the bulb shattered he might have died.

 

[nudeyorker]

Never tried it myself, but the screwdriver scenario was the opening of a porn flick called.... Backstage Pass by Hot House. Guy in a motorcycle... very hot.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

You hear about folks looking for "a guy with a huge tool" ... never thought this would mean one that's hanging on the wall in the garage. :shrug:

 

[Silvertip]

No reason why it couldn't be done safely but all of the foregoing cautionary comments are worth heading. I would definitely stay away from any screwdriver with a fluted handle. Some have sharp enough edges to easily tear a condom, and even human tissue. You might look for something like the one pictured in the following attachment. It is very smooth and has a triangular cross section, very much like a human penis. But in the end (pun intended) I would think that the real thing would be a lot more fun.

 

[sexplease]

screwdrivers weren't designed for rectums.
get a man or dildo

 

[johnjacobs]

No reason why it couldn't be done safely but all of the foregoing cautionary comments are worth heading. I would definitely stay away from any screwdriver with a fluted handle. Some have sharp enough edges to easily tear a condom, and even human tissue. You might look for something like the one pictured in the following attachment. It is very smooth and has a triangular cross section, very much like a human penis. But in the end (pun intended) I would think that the real thing would be a lot more fun.

thanks for the info, silvertip. i ended up just using my finger and i covered it with a condom. unfortunately, it ended up not being that exciting considering how extremely horny i was!

 

[johnjacobs]

screwdrivers weren't designed for rectums.
get a man or dildo

hahaha!