So I recently read a story about a guy using a screwdriver to fuck himself. I was thinking of trying it, using the handle end of course, covering it with a condom and shoving it up there...think it'd be safe?
I would suspect that the important requirements are 1; make sure it isn't jagged 2; Make sure it is clean and finally 3; Make sure it isn't something that will get stuck in there because it slipped from your hand. Oh and 4; Make sure it isn't so large that it will rupture you..
So I recently read a story about a guy using a screwdriver to fuck himself. I was thinking of trying it, using the handle end of course, covering it with a condom and shoving it up there...think it'd be safe?
My M.D. removed a light bulb from a dude's butt when he was a resident at San Francisco General Hospital. he said that if the bulb shattered he might have died.Hmm, I should imagine that it's possible that if the handle went right in, you'd end up in the ER being photographed for the "stupidest things up the arse" files. Still, at least it's not a lightbulb. :wink:
No reason why it couldn't be done safely but all of the foregoing cautionary comments are worth heading. I would definitely stay away from any screwdriver with a fluted handle. Some have sharp enough edges to easily tear a condom, and even human tissue. You might look for something like the one pictured in the following attachment. It is very smooth and has a triangular cross section, very much like a human penis. But in the end (pun intended) I would think that the real thing would be a lot more fun.
screwdrivers weren't designed for rectums.
get a man or dildo