lol probably wouldn't be as hot as you're thinking. I thought it would be hot too, and this one chick measured me, but she wasn't as diligent and precise with the ruler as I would be, and I think it's very important to be scientifically accurate, so I had to be like "No, no, you gotta do it like this. See, I'm not in the 6 range, I'm in the 7 range!" Because it's obviously so important that I hit that 7 inch mark and that she accepts that measurement.
Because, if you're below the 7 inch line, then you're in the 6-7 range, which might as well be 6, and 6 is basically 5, and 5 is basically a baby dick. But, you just barely hit the 7 mark with the top tip of your dick, you're a 7 incher, and 7 is the new 8, and if you're 8 then a girl will overestimate it as 9.5 when she sees it, and then you've got a horse cock. So, it's extremely important that your penis is a micrometer above that 7 inch line, even if you have to press the ruler in a little bit. But this girl was just nonchalantly pressing the ruler up to my boner, with like a fifth of an inch going unmeasured at the bottom, not even taking into account my curve, and I was like "WTF are you doing!!!"
With such an important number, you have to be incredibly scientifically precise, like a nuclear engineer.
I think the measuring process is only hot if you've got a genuine horse cock lol