Simon Cowell

[cocktaste]

His pants are just too tight, and those are his balls that are making the bulge. There's nothing there.

 

[curiouslan]

Being an avid VPL and bulge watcher, I spotted the big load in Simon's pants a long time ago. He always shows cock and balls - especially when he gets out of his limo prior the the opening of American Idol and walks toward the camera. Sexy in his own way.

 

[nychris]

Isn't he in his 50's? Jason you will have man boobs at that age and some young twink will make the same shitty comment about you! lol!!!

He wears his jeans high because they are from the 90's...

Ignore Jason, he's a characature of himself.

 

[ElDorado77]

i find him attractice. to each his one... and to me.... simon's bone.

 

[OCDreamer69]

The man has something going on in his pants........would like to see what it is.

He wouldn't have to pay me much :newangel:

 

[elegant20]

I actually think all the guys in LPSG all look better than Simon Cowell. :wink:

 

[ElDorado77]

I actually think all the guys in LPSG all look better than Simon Cowell. :wink:

you have some seriously jacked up taste. there are some really ugly dudes on here....... and the fact 90% of people don't have face pictures means you must have extremely low standards or not be picky at all.

 

[elegant20]

Yeah, but these LPSG guys are the celebrities. So they are fine in my book. Even if they don't show their faces in avatars. That's okay....

 

[bigdaddyhorse]

.........

 

[invisibleman]

you have some seriously jacked up taste. there are some really ugly dudes on here....... and the fact 90% of people don't have face pictures means you must have extremely low standards or not be picky at all.

You don't have a single pic. For all we know, you could be ultra fuglicious and be a serial rapist or a pedophile.

 

[ElDorado77]

You don't have a single pic. For all we know, you could be ultra fuglicious and be a serial rapist or a pedophile.

you can think whatever you want, i don't care. and you are only proving my point that you shouldn't generalize statements when you don't even know what people look like.... but thanks for agreeing with me...

 

[CALAMBO]

yeah...he is a hottie...also read that he earns 22,000 a minute for his work on IDOL...or was it 22,000 a second....either way...he is not worth it in my book...

 

[uncutblond34]

Ehh... he's not bad on the eyes.... but that annoying voice and accent just kill it altogether for me.... IMHO....:wink1:

 

[invisibleman]

Ehh... he's not bad on the eyes.... but that annoying voice and accent just kill it altogether for me.... IMHO....:wink1:

Simon Cowell sounds like a big old jaded queen. I think that he probably has a thing for women's clothing. Paula Abdul and Cowell shops at LANE BRYANT for his apparel.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Simon Cowell sounds like a big old jaded queen. I think that he probably has a thing for women's clothing. Paula Abdul and Cowell shops at LANE BRYANT for his apparel.

LOL, hi Invisible, just a Q, what is Lane Bryant ?

 

[uncutblond34]

Simon Cowell sounds like a big old jaded queen. I think that he probably has a thing for women's clothing. Paula Abdul and Cowell shops at LANE BRYANT for his apparel.

:rofl: LOL ! Very good, invisible.... spolen like a true smartass !!! I LOVE IT !!
LOL !

Tardis... Lane Bryant is a women's apparel store... specializing in "big gal" things, if I recall ? I hadn't heard of them in ages... thought they were gone.....

 

[invisibleman]

LOL, hi Invisible, just a Q, what is Lane Bryant ?

http://www.lanebryant.com

 

[invisibleman]

:rofl: LOL ! Very good, invisible.... spolen like a true smartass !!! I LOVE IT !!
LOL !

I think that it is really audacious that Simon Cowell's opinion has weight as far as American Idol is concerned. Is he a performer? I know Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson are performers. What is Cowell performance experience? I wonder how he sounds singing. I want that fucker to sing
"America The Beautiful" in the key of Eb. Then, do a keyboard solo. And do dance steps.

 

[lean404]

I saw a picture of him in a light blue speedo style bathing suit and he was showing big bulge

 

[thee1]

LOL u can tell that he was probably hot in his day. Not that he's completely repulsive now, because he's not. In fact, I used to love watching him massage his moobs. He's just in dire need of a stylist. DIRE need.