"size doesn't matter" really means....???

The way you two are talking is making me imagine a really poorly written 1970's cop show about an inner city black cop from the north transferred to a hick sheriff's office from the south.
 
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Crackers and Chocolate, Hot Texas Rangers
 
What a sad and unreliable source for one's self-esteem!

It does seem sad doesn't it? In reality, it is perfectly normal to take self esteem from one's physical appearance - whether that's breasts, legs, face or penis. It is even more understandable when it comes to something like the penis.

Like men don't regularly revel in crushing women's self esteem. Please.

Yes, they do. I'm from the "two wrongs don't make a right camp". I hold the door open for people and often have them walk through without saying "thanks" and I have people fail to hold the door open for me. It doesn't change the fact that I will still hold the door open because I won't lower my standards of personal behaviour just because there are inconsiderate and rude people out there.

1. If you think changing your mind about having sex is the same thing as murdering someone, than yeah, it's a bit like that. Frankly, that's an idiotic comparison.
2. You're saying a woman has a responsibility to have sex with someone she doesn't want to in order to nurture his self-esteem. That's an idea straight out of the dark ages of sexual servitude.
3. I've never turned a guy away due to his junk, but any woman with any tact could do it without making it about his junk. I think honesty is not automatically the best policy.

I don't think changing your mind about sex is the same as murdering someone. If you thought I did, then that says plenty about you. It is beyond abundantly clear that this was not my point, yet you lead your repsonse with it. No. I simply made an extreme case to make the point that whether something only happens once in 20 years, it could still happen to you and it is zero consolation about the frequency when you are the victim.

I never said that a woman should have sex with someone she does not want to. I simple said that if you are inclined the turn a man down once you get into the bedroom and he drops his pants, then you should be inclined to tell the man that a small penis is a "no no" before you even get to the bedroom.
 
you are clearly projecting small-dick insecurity into this conversation, assuming that a small penis is always bad, that men with small erections are always rejected, and that their egos are always as frail as yours.

Not at all. The point I am making is that we are all different. I know someone with a very small penis and he has no hang ups about it at all. But I have no doubts that some men (especially younger men) have a tough time dealing with it. It's the same in so many physical aspects. Some woman with large breasts hate having large breasts and some love it (from an appearance point of view that is). You cannot make an assumption about how a person feels about their physical appearance. Each person is different.
 
Damn it crackers, it's a nine inch marshmallow penis! Where's chocolate?!

Aaaaaaaaaaand scene!

With all this sweet marshmallow-talk, I think this thread needs some Hot Chocolate.

And when the day is over and case solved for Cracker and Chocolate......cue music

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLo


(sorry, it's in mobile version)

Now I'm starting to think a "Crackers and Chocolate" parody cop drama comedy thriller would be pretty good.

[Crackers] Who left this gosh durn dead possum on mah chicken coop...

[Chocolate] CRACKUHS!!!! DON'T TOUCH TH....

Cue massive explosion

Cut to commercial

Y'all are hired! We got us theme songs and some script writers! Hot damn! Shore is gonna be a hit!