"size doesn't matter" really means....???

[Guy-jin]

I'm a big woman. There ain't shit I can do with three inches of hard cock. Maybe suck and jerk it a little. Beyond that, nada.

That's totaling not including the guy. Just the D.

What about the other six inches, can you do anything with that?

 

[SprinkleMe69]

What about the other six inches, can you do anything with that?

Is that added boned pressed length? :wink:

 

[185248]

Just as well we don't measure in cubits anymore. Cubit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Guy-jin]

Is that added boned pressed length? :wink:

Is that even possible? You'd have to be some sort of human marshmallow.

 

[185248]

4 score divided by 10 = 8. It's all biblical, or digical

 

[thirteenbyseven]

I'm a big woman. There ain't shit I can do with three inches of hard cock. Maybe suck and jerk it a little. Beyond that, nada.

That's totaling not including the guy. Just the D.

And with those fateful and articulate words, SprinkleMe69 creates a new graduate course in Women's Studies on the hallowed grounds of Smith College in Northhampton, Mass. Tuition Cost: $44,450/year

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Is that even possible? You'd have to be some sort of human marshmallow.

Marshmallow penis :rofl:

(sorry guys)



My point is even with 3 inches we can have fun. I won't be getting pounded by that 3 inches because of his length and my big girl body girth but I'm into HIM not just the D.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Marshmallow penis? I'll eat that!

Yeah, if the reason he is getting nekkid is he has inspired my love, then yeah, I will try to find a way. But if it was just that we were getting along so well, and we were both so horned up, and we wondered if we could finagle a friends with benefits scenario, then no, I'm probably done unless he is unbelievably beautiful and his personality turns me on so much.

 

[ManofThunder]

Marshmallow penis? I'll eat that!

I have a marshmallow willy, for you. :tongue:

 

[Daisy]

I love those gaint square marshmallows

 

[AlteredEgo]

I have a marshmallow willy, for you. :tongue:

I almost cannot withstand the cuteness!

 

[ManofThunder]

I love those gaint square marshmallows

These ones?

I almost cannot withstand the cuteness!

They are cute, yes - but they're so much more than that! The cloud behind the top-left willy, looks like a chef's hat. Clearly, the willy wearing a chef's hat is a subtle subversion of gender-roles - symbolising a man in the kitchen. So, they are cute and tasty - but they're also social justice activists. Truly, Marshmallow Willies are the ultimate penis-related food. :tongue:

 

[Daisy]

yes those! yumm

 

[ManofThunder]

yes those! yumm

They're delicious.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Any marshmallow made just today is wonderful. But a marshmallow in a chef's hat is clearly flirting with me.

 

[Guy-jin]

Marshmallow penis :rofl:

(sorry guys)



My point is even with 3 inches we can have fun. I won't be getting pounded by that 3 inches because of his length and my big girl body girth but I'm into HIM not just the D.

So that's why big girls always be hittin on me and my nine inch marshmallow!

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Just make s'mores not war. :biggrin:

 

[LaFemme]

Just make s'mores not war. :biggrin:

What kind of crackers and chocolates do you squish a pink marshmallow peen between?

 

[Guy-jin]

What kind of crackers and chocolates do you squish a pink marshmallow peen between?

I can think of one or two candidates.

 

[LaFemme]

I can think of one or two candidates.

I didn't name them "crackers" and "chocolate"!

(Unless you're referring to AE & myself, in which case I'm no cracker! :tongue