Small dicks and family pride/shame.

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You need a bulge to succeed in a professional environment. It's the only way to get respect in a business setting.

Try to make a point in a board room without rocking a bulge. No one is going to listen to you.

I called a staff meeting very soon after I was promoted to be the boss. I stood behind my chair at the head of the conference table. It wasn't until after the meeting that I realized I had been leaning against the back of the chair and propping my bulge on it. My whole package was front and center of the room while I spoke; it basically was out there as a beacon, a battle flag, a war helm to rally everyone as we were struggling through the most challenging times we had ever faced, professionally speaking. It was in no way a conscious act. Purely instinctual...and effective.
 
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I try very hard to make my topics new and different. I don't think I've ever discussed the shame a small penis can bring to a whole family before.

I don't need counseling. Honestly, I feel like I'm the only sane person in the world.

Wally your obsession with your penis size is pathological as is your claim to be the only sane person in the world.
When you choose to post on topics other than your lack of penis you seem lucid.
I have asked you before:
You hate your little penis so much why not get rid of it?
 
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Wally your obsession with your penis size is pathological as is your claim to be the only sane person in the world.
When you choose to post on topics other than your lack of penis you seem lucid.
I have asked you before:
You hate your little penis so much why not get rid of it?
To me the more puzzling question is why people are still responding and trying to reason with him?
 
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LOL Are you seriously saying that no one noticed me stuffing my crotch?! LOL Get outta here. Everyone noticed. Dick size matters. It's all that matters.
Maybe the tool used wally
 
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I suspect Wally is quite aware that people reponds to his posts....it is like comfort food.
Allways there.
 
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Game of Penises

The Hunger Penis Games


I'm unusual in that like the wizard Merlin, of Camelot, I live backwards.

I can remember (what the rest of you think of as) the future.

The shame of which you speak is not limited to families. It can engulf communities, even nations. The Penis Wars of the 2060s were particularly savage.

I tried to build bridges. But there was no escaping the fundamental gap here. Shame and pride are the most corrosive of human emotions.

There is no getting away from it. Flesh lump sizes are the most important facts of all.

Some people think it's parts of mathematics, or the periodic table of elements, or the equations of Quantum theory or Relativity.

But no. The fundamental numbers in nature are just penis sizes.

It's obvious when you think about it.
 

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Great points. A small dick can rip a family apart.
dude my friend has a micro penis it's an inny soft and 3"hard and he is more of a man then you. he does not bitch about it as much as you do. yes he knows that I have a bigger pen is then him
 
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I just realized that the above could be interpreted as saying that suicide is the answer to having a small penis. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all. Suicide is not a good response to having a small penis.


Wally, just what did you mean there is only one to escape it?
 
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I called a staff meeting very soon after I was promoted to be the boss. I stood behind my chair at the head of the conference table. It wasn't until after the meeting that I realized I had been leaning against the back of the chair and propping my bulge on it. My whole package was front and center of the room while I spoke; it basically was out there as a beacon, a battle flag, a war helm to rally everyone as we were struggling through the most challenging times we had ever faced, professionally speaking. It was in no way a conscious act. Purely instinctual...and effective.

There is something to be said about following the strong, dominant and fertile and a big dick is a sign of that
 
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There is something to be said about following the strong, dominant and fertile and a big dick is a sign of that
Proof, please.

In my personal experience, having a big dick has correlated positively with being a whiny, suicidal, manipulative brat or "manpussy." I think "strong, dominant, and fertile" should correlate positively with testicle size rather than penis size.
 

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Proof, please.

In my personal experience, having a big dick has correlated positively with being a whiny, suicidal, manipulative brat or "manpussy." I think "strong, dominant, and fertile" should correlate positively with testicle size rather than penis size.

Some of you have a bizarre fascination with testicles.
 
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I mean, the existence of sites like this prove that some do value penis size, but ultimately, it's not worth this kind of focus. Outside of sex, no1 knows my cock size, it doesn't come up, it simply doesn't matter. I don't know the size of the cocks in my family, nor do I care, cuz it's inconsequential.

Let's assume that you are correct and a large penis can get you a job. What happens after? Will a big dick save an unqualified doctor from a malpractice lawsuit? Will a big dick save the job of a shoddy mechanic? When you're on a flight, do you hope that the plane was fueled by someone hung? No! Outside of sex, a big cock doesn't really lend itself in any meaningful way.

In the end, anyone with a big cock simply had the luck of the genetic lottery-that's the extent of it. Big dick or not, unless you're in porn, you've gotta work like everyone else to succeed, and in that process, no1 will give a flying shit about the size of your cock. I've never read a eulogy that begins with "he was a father, he was a brother, he was hung...."
 

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I mean, the existence of sites like this prove that some do value penis size, but ultimately, it's not worth this kind of focus. Outside of sex, no1 knows my cock size, it doesn't come up, it simply doesn't matter. I don't know the size of the cocks in my family, nor do I care, cuz it's inconsequential.

Let's assume that you are correct and a large penis can get you a job. What happens after? Will a big dick save an unqualified doctor from a malpractice lawsuit? Will a big dick save the job of a shoddy mechanic? When you're on a flight, do you hope that the plane was fueled by someone hung? No! Outside of sex, a big cock doesn't really lend itself in any meaningful way.

In the end, anyone with a big cock simply had the luck of the genetic lottery-that's the extent of it. Big dick or not, unless you're in porn, you've gotta work like everyone else to succeed, and in that process, no1 will give a flying shit about the size of your cock. I've never read a eulogy that begins with "he was a father, he was a brother, he was hung...."

lol I would definitely prefer to have a hung guy do any kind of work for me. A big penis is the greatest sign of competency and intelligence in the world.


The big cock doesn't give you those powers, no. But it's an outward display that those powers are very likely present within the man.

EXACTLY. Someone gets it!