Son's Curiousity

[sexycobra]

DC Deep - my new theory is well endowed = skinny guinea. How bout that? I love a good mystery (or even a cheesy, lame mystery).

I don't think so. I could see why you would think so, but to me, they have a different style. Although skinny guinea could get angry and negative, he was not as relentlessly mean and in-your-face as the new troll is. Plus, skinny guinea was the master of the long post, while the most recent troll prefers one-liners. Wanna bet? 10$ that it's not skinny guinea
I don't have any hypothesis of my own right now, however, so I have nothing better to propose...

But yes, it's fun (relatively speaking...) to try to turn this into a mystery game...

 

[rawbone8]

Humble suggestion: why not start a new thread for speculation on trolls and ignore em in this one and others, cos attention only feeds the flamers

 

[Cottonfield]

Are there any well-endowed fathers on the board whose sons are smaller than average? That would be a really tough situation for the son. Did you have a talk with him about it? What did you say? I would think the usual cliches about "size doesn't matter" would be really hard to take if he's perceptive and instinctively understands how much you enjoy your size (or how bigger guys in general enjoy being big), and he knows he'll never get there.

Cottonfield

 

[GoneA]

how would he know he's never going to get there? what age are you talking about, here?

 

[Cottonfield]

I think it's been said in other threads that for the great majority of guys penis growth is basically complete by age 16, (though for a few guys there is some additional growth after that). So around that age. If there was a major difference between father and son at that age it would be pretty obvious that it wasn't going to change. I would think that would be pretty tough.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

my new theory is well endowed = skinny guinea.

I don't know who well_embalmed might be, but I think it's a safe bet that he's not Snack Dud (= Leo Sayer = Doc Savage, etc.); he spells too well, and he has some command of grammar. That said, he's still more irritating than many of the trolls who have infested our domicile.

 

[GoneA]

lol. i don't think it's skinny guinea - there would have been more personal attacks on my posts. that guy [skinny guinea] really didn't like me.

and of course the feeling was reciprocal.

 

[madame_zora]

I don't know who well_embalmed might be, but I think it's a safe bet that he's not Snack Dud (= Leo Sayer = Doc Savage, etc.); he spells too well, and he has some command of grammar. That said, he's still more irritating than many of the trolls who have infested our domicile.

Yay, a dead people joke! But Jacinto, please don't raise dead demons, okay?

 

[panthera]

I think Freddie53 hit the nail right on the head. A short story: I help some of my friend's kids with their English homework. One of them was pretty freaked a few years ago and I had no idea why. Finally asked, he said: "Am being circumcised next month, the kids at school said that means they cut my thing off and make me a girl!" (In Europe circumsion is only performed for medical reasons among non-Jews, case the US-Folks are wondering why this one would be an issue.)
Poor little guy!
One of my best friends is a surgeon who does circumsions all the time. Got permission from his (vastly relieved not to have to discuss it with him) parents to watch her do a circumsion at the local teaching hospital. Took him, watched her snip a bit of foreskin off a very masculine guy (ok, we arranged for a guy who was big, muscle-bound hairy and hung) and then two weeks later she let him sit in on the outtake exam. Her patient explained that his own kids had been curious and he had showed them everything before and after, too.
When my friend's kid's came up a few days later he was able to deal with it.
Moral of the story? If his dad had shown him what a man looks like, had had the closeness to talk to him about being a man, the child would not have had such a miserable few weeks. There is nothing perverted or abnormal about children being curious. It is 1000X better they learn about it from their parents then from the low lifes in this world. Hmm, make that 10,000,000X better.

 

[prepstudinsc]

I don't know who well_embalmed might be, but I think it's a safe bet that he's not Snack Dud (= Leo Sayer = Doc Savage, etc.); he spells too well, and he has some command of grammar. That said, he's still more irritating than many of the trolls who have infested our domicile.

I can embalm Well Endowed if anyone would like LOL

 

[naughty]

Chunky,

You are not well, did you know that?

Naughty

I can embalm Well Endowed if anyone would like LOL

 

[prepstudinsc]

Hey, I was just offering an easy way for troll removal

 

[Matthew]

I think cremation will be more than sufficient, and a lot less work.

 

[prepstudinsc]

But I'm a funeral director, it's not a problem for me either way

 

[rawbone8]

LOL, prepstudinsc you kill me

one of my most cherished uncles was a funeral director, and he had the best sense of humour of anyone I know. Is it a vocational trait?

 

[madame_zora]

*Digs around in pockets and comes up with $11.95 to contribute to the cause*

 

[prepstudinsc]

Jana, I'll do that one for free!
See, sometimes we're not in it for the money--this is charity

 

[Alley Blue]

Jana, I'll do that one for free!
See, sometimes we're not in it for the money--this is charity

You have a heart of gold, big guy!

 

[GoneA]

wow, you guys are mean.

 

[Latinoboy9]

I had posted this from a previous post in Fathers
"Dad was very kewl and still is kewl on the subject of his penis and mine and my brothers dicks... as we are all very large and he had the special talk about how some people will stare at you when you go to swim or shower in public...you know things like that...My younger brothers and myself are glad that he was so open about it because it really helped us for the outside world and and things we would have wondered about by ourselves. And we are not afraid to ask anything like most kids these days and for that I am glad. Jose'Latinoboy9"