Spoof on Masturbation

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  1. Freddie53

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    This article is a spoof on masturbation written by college students and printed in the Onion, a college newpaper. The Onion is written to appear to be real news, but every thing in it is a farce. I hope you get as big a laugh from it as I did.

    "Masturbator Held for Questioning in a Series of Brutal Masturbatings"

    http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=3307&n=3[/url]
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I wondered where I left that hat! :blush:
     
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    Pecker, you are too much. My understanding is that Madame Zora has the hat now. I'ma sure you can have it back, but Zora is known for cracking that whip of hers.
     
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    "a 1982 "Sex In Cinema" issue of Playboy featuring Barbi Benton"

    God, I just LOVE The Onion! :D
     
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    Yes, the Onion is hilarious. Anyone can have the "newspaper" sent to his or her e-mail address. The whole thiing is a spoof.

    It gets harder to read now that Washington is a spoof itself. I forget and think I am reading real news sometimes. We have a spoof foreign and domestic policies that we will pay and pay for later, except of course for those who have stock in Haliburton et al.
     
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