Spotlight on CALAMBO

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Thanks for my chance in the spotlight today ... now, let's turn the spotlight on ... CALAMBO!

<massive applause>

<stray sheep bleating>

 

[Mandee]

Hi Calambo! =)

Are lambs your favorite animals?

What do you think of Lamb Chop?

 

[8060]

Hey CALAMBO

Here we go...

Why did you get married?

What's your favorite meal?

Do you speak any foreign languages? If so, which ones?

What's the one thing that makes you smile every time you think about it?

If you had 3 wishes, what would your second wish be?

 

[silvertriumph2]

CALAMBO......Good Choice, krispdx.....

You told me you have 3 boats......
They must be different types, so what kind are they?

Which of them do you love the most, and why?

Are there some hot memories attached to any of them?
And, if so............

Do you like to fish? What kind?

When did you discover that you were BI, or did you always know?

How tall are you?

What sports do you like, and, in which did/do you still participate?

Any plans for the coming holidays? Including any of the boats?

What kind of music do you like?

What books are you reading at this time?

What is your favorite food? Are you a good cook?

 

[jeff black]

Would you ever do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight?

Can you whistle?

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

What's your favourite film?

 

[CALAMBO]

good day ladies and gents...appreciate the chance to inform the forum...mandee...yes have always enjoyed the LAMB...check out the view from a herder...something familar there...gotta love those chops...oh yeah

 

[CALAMBO]

Hey CALAMBO

Here we go...

Why did you get married? i was young, she was older and more expierenced, she sucked me into it...

What's your favorite meal?....kung pao combo

Do you speak any foreign languages? If so, which ones?...hillbilly

What's the one thing that makes you smile every time you think about it?...da lake

If you had 3 wishes, what would your second wish be?

....every guys dream..bigger dick

 

[CALAMBO]

CALAMBO......Good Choice, krispdx.....

You told me you have 3 boats......
They must be different types, so what kind are they? 70 ft houseboat...26 ft pontoon...22 ft SEA RAY...yes i am a boat nut..

Which of them do you love the most, and why?..love them all..i think houseboat..master salon is hot...many weekends of naked fun in BJ COVE

Are there some hot memories attached to any of them?..WELL YES...hot tub partys on top of houseboat..dinner/dancing/cocktail cruises...ran the searay aground late one night..an alcohol related incident..i blamed the foggy conditions..captains always right..
And, if so............

Do you like to fish? What kind?..sometimes...STRIPPER FISHING, involves trolling at low speed..allows time for dancing-drinking-you know boating stuff

When did you discover that you were BI, or did you always know?...still figuring that out

How tall are you? 5' 10"..white male..republican..

What sports do you like, and, in which did/do you still participate?..boating is a sport right?..mostly 12oz curls

Any plans for the coming holidays? Including any of the boats?..sadly boating has nearly ended..but will be visiting IRELAND,love to travel..

What kind of music do you like?.as i get older country music is easier to handle..classic rock of course is always a favorite

What books are you reading at this time?...sorry no time to read other than dailey paper

What is your favorite food? Are you a good cook?...hell yes...grilling at lake is a CAPTAINS DUTY..

 

[CALAMBO]

Would you ever do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight?

Can you whistle?....WELL I THINK I CAN...WIFE THINKS I CANNOT

Have you ever experienced deja vu?...EVERYDAY..I THINK I HAVE LIVED BEFORE THIS LIFE..

What's your favourite film?

...A RIVER RUNS THRU IT...damn good story..dreamed it was about me...DEJA VU THING

 

[Xcuze]

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

 

[Robert53]

So, have you ever had any partner swapping parties on the houseboat? Or is that limited to the cabin boy/girl you keep under your servitude as captain of the ship?

 

[CALAMBO]

Have you ever experienced deja vu?

DEJA VU...yes a lot...many times have dreamed an event and lived same a few days later..too many times..i think sometimes i am wierd...i guess we all are right?...hope so anyway

 

[CALAMBO]

So, have you ever had any partner swapping parties on the houseboat? Or is that limited to the cabin boy/girl you keep under your servitude as captain of the ship?

GOOD QUESTION....as a matter of record at da lake, i have been down that road...wife not into it...but as a CAPTAINS duty i have had to service a few WINCH types...must keep the help happy...you must realize the remote location requires a strick handling of the locals...being a YANKEE i must dominate or a mutiney could happen....ACTUALLY i pay the help very well...real dollars...they love me i think, or at least put up with me.

 

[B_bi_mmf]

Hey, CALAMBO,

You have made a lot of thoughtful contributions to the site. Thanks!

Here's a questions for you:

Have discussions on this site changed your thinking about something that is important to you?

 

[CALAMBO]

Hey, CALAMBO,

You have made a lot of thoughtful contributions to the site. Thanks!

Here's a questions for you:

Have discussions on this site changed your thinking about something that is important to you?

good day BI MMF, having been a member here for 8 months has been mentally refreshing, being from midwest amercia has somewhat insulated me from the WORLD view, for most of my life, small town OHIO has been good to me...but yet has not allowed me to see how the rest of the world views me...hearing other peoples stories from around the world has helped see a bigger picture..not really better just different...also getting my ass kicked by a few members here for saying some stupid shit has made me a better person...will try not to let that happen in the future,...

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

...A RIVER RUNS THRU IT...damn good story..dreamed it was about me...DEJA VU THING

There is supposedly an obvious metaphor in that movie. What is it?

I've sen it twice and I can't find any damned metawhore.

 

[CALAMBO]

There is supposedly an obvious metaphor in that movie. What is it?

I've sen it twice and I can't find any damned metawhore.

good day REC, i know there is a good feeling of the story being told...i was just really dreaming i was BRAD PITT, for a few hours...thats all....damn he is hot...lol...

 

[CALAMBO]

HEY GUYS...this so far is some easy shit...COME ON I CAN TAKE SOME SHIT...ask a middle age semi-wealthy white guy anything....i have a bit of wisdom on about everything...i am loved and hated dailey by many...

 

[B_bi_mmf]

HEY GUYS...this so far is some easy shit...COME ON I CAN TAKE SOME SHIT...ask a middle age semi-wealthy white guy anything....i have a bit of wisdom on about everything...i am loved and hated dailey by many...

OK, buster. You asked for it:

1) How do we fix the world-wide financial meltdown?

2) Why is religion, despite all its pretense, such a destructive force in people's lives?

3) What do the rest of us need to do to become "semi-wealthy" like you?

4) What accounts for that feeling of awe many of us experience when we watch faceking cumming? Is it some form of hypnosis that makes us watch it over and over again?

5) Who deserves to win the Bill O'Reilly / Keith Olbermann wars?

6) I know you love to travel. But if you had to stay in one town or city for the rest of your life, where would that be?

7) What happened just before the Big Bang?

 

[CALAMBO]

OK, buster. You asked for it:

1) How do we fix the world-wide financial meltdown? EASY..CLOSE THE BORDERS..TELL THE LAZY FUCKERS TO PAY THIER HOUSE PAYMENTS...LIKE I DID..STOP LOANING MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO CANNOT REPAY.

2) Why is religion, despite all its pretense, such a destructive force in people's lives?.HAVING BEEN RAISED IN CHURCH, BUT NOT A MEMBER OF ANY..I HAVE SEEN THE FEAR OF GOD AND JUDGEMENT DAY SWAY WEAK MINDED FOLKS...I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT ORGANIZED RELIGION IS A BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUE BY MORE POWERFUL INDIVIDUALS OVER OTHERS...SORRY NOT MY CUP OF TEA...

3) What do the rest of us need to do to become "semi-wealthy" like you?..WORK HARD...TREAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED...BUY LARGE LIFE INSURANCE ON YOUR PARENTS..SOMEDAY YOU WILL COLLECT AND BE COMFORTABLY WELL OFF.

4) What accounts for that feeling of awe many of us experience when we watch faceking cumming? Is it some form of hypnosis that makes us watch it over and over again?..I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCH THAT VIDEO EVERY DAY...DAMN I FEEL BETTER NOW...I CAN ONLY SAY THE POWER OF THE PENIS IS AMAZING, DON'T YOU AGREE?

5) Who deserves to win the Bill O'Reilly / Keith Olbermann wars?...O'REILLY IS MY HERO...WHY HE DOES NOT RUN FOR OFFICE IN 2012 IS ON MY MIND.

6) I know you love to travel. But if you had to stay in one town or city for the rest of your life, where would that be?....I VISITED A SMALL VILLAGE OUTSIDE ZURICH, SWISSLAND...SPENT 2 WEEKS..CRIED WHEN I LEFT...I THINK I COULD RETIRE/DIE THERE..NEXT WOULD BE NORRIS LAKE, TENN, USA

7) What happened just before the Big Bang?....SORRY CANNOT RE-LATE TO THAT EVENT...BUT I DO LOVE A BIG BANG, HOPE THAT COUNTS...