So this Spunk arrived via UPS yesterday. I opened it, but wasn't feeling any need to use it then. But this morning I was watching one of those (or several) fake "hazing" vids where some submissive nerd (me) gets pasted by a bunch of alpha jocks and that did it...boing! I looked over at the bottle, opened a drawer and pulled out one of my favorite sleeves--really tight, and then applied Spunk and then more Spunk. It was okay, but kind of a greasy feeling like I'd just stuck my cock in bacon grease or something. It was $23 bucks, but I say just go to CVS and get some Astroglide. Plus thought it was supposed to look like cum, but no it does not.