Squirting Orgasm Warning Label?

[B_FatMushroomHead]

I'm at work, cheekbones. Let yourself in and make yourself at home.

Don't be alarmed by all the chicken bone mobiles, cow skulls and skin masks, honey tits. Just hobbies.

This is gonna be so rad.

 

[L_Lynn]

I just cringe at the statement, "This one time..."

Sorry, RawDog, but the next thing that comes to mind after seeing or hearing that is, "...at band camp..." lol!

Now that we know what we are getting into...how do we get into it?

You mean you don't know how???

Hey! There's only room for one heavy breather in here, buster.

Then move over!

I will keep my NYer, thank you very much. I prefer his heavy breathing, despite his apparent lack of knowledge above.

Better yet...ask her! She might have room for both of us...

Even if I did, I wouldn't!

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

I will keep my NYer, thank you very much. I prefer his heavy breathing, despite his apparent lack of knowledge above.

Even if I did, I wouldn't!

I thought we were talking about the little thick brunette with the titties.

Not that I wouldn't plow you too...cuz you'd get it.














God I love girls so much.

 

[L_Lynn]

I thought we were talking about the little thick brunette with the titties.

Then you are not paying attention to what you are doing. By all means, go have fun with the curvaceous brunette.

Not that I wouldn't plow you too...cuz you'd get it.

Ha! You would so need to refine your game to get near my fields.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Then you are not paying attention to what you are doing. By all means, go have fun with the curvaceous brunette.



Ha! You would so need to refine your game to get near my fields.

Go read the whole page, sugar britches. It is you that needs to keep up. I'll give you a pass because you're a girl and are at a disadvantage. Ok, cupcake?

And my game is as refined as any you have ever witnessed, girlypants. I could get you. Promise.

 

[Serial Kisser]

I thought we were talking about the little thick brunette with the titties.

Not that I wouldn't plow you too...cuz you'd get it.








God I love girls so much.

I'm pretty sure that my breasts are too big to be respectively be called 'titties'.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Babe, whatever I call those beauts is with the utmost respect, dollface.

I'd rather name them myself to be honest but I'd need to get to know them better.

 

[L_Lynn]

It's only fair they know what they are getting into.

Now that we know what we are getting into...how do we get into it?

Go read the whole page, sugar britches. It is you that needs to keep up. I'll give you a pass because you're a girl and are at a disadvantage. Ok, cupcake?

And my game is as refined as any you have ever witnessed, girlypants. I could get you. Promise.

Try again, FMH. I have read the whole thread. Apparently your lower head is not the only thing inflated. And if this is your game refined, no, you most certainly never will "get" me.

Enjoy your flirtation with Serial Kisser and kindly stay out of mine.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Lol, apparently that's where you stopped reading. Nevermind. I have the feeling this could get mentally tiring for nothing.

You take new york dick and I'll take the little thickerton. You all want to get some dinner and drinks then back to a jacuzzi for some freaky circus sex?

 

[nicenycdick]

...And my game is as refined as any you have ever witnessed, girlypants. I could get you. Promise.

LOL...you have NO idea of what you speak!

You take new york dick and I'll take the little thickerton. You all want to get some dinner and drinks then back to a jacuzzi for some freaky circus sex?

But I like the way you think!

 

[ibostyle11]

I'd like a warning thank you very much! Don't want to have electronics around when the explosion happens =P

 

[cece]

Wow! I didn't realize that squirting's actually quite a common ability! However, this squirting thing has been nothing but elusive for me.

My man's keen to see me squirt and has tried very hard to help me by stimulating my G-spot in all sorts of ways. And I've consciously tried to bear down but nothing ever gushes out. There was one time when we were doing doggy style and when we moved to change position, we were both shocked to see that the sheets below me was covered in drops of very thin watery liquid, like sweat. Knowing that we weren't sweating buckets, it had to be something coming out of my vah-jay-jay!?!? Unless he peed in me? (Eeew!) I've always wondered if that was some form of squirting?

i think doggy is just about everyone's favourite

It's my 2nd favorite. My favorite is where I'm on my side, like the "Leg Glider" or "Screw" positions. The penis hits all the A-Z spots that I never knew existed and orgasms are mind -blowing for me in this position!

 

[Serial Kisser]

Wow! I didn't realize that squirting's actually quite a common ability! However, this squirting thing has been nothing but elusive for me.

My man's keen to see me squirt and has tried very hard to help me by stimulating my G-spot in all sorts of ways. And I've consciously tried to bear down but nothing ever gushes out. There was one time when we were doing doggy style and when we moved to change position, we were both shocked to see that the sheets below me was covered in drops of very thin watery liquid, like sweat. Knowing that we weren't sweating buckets, it had to be something coming out of my vah-jay-jay!?!? Unless he peed in me? (Eeew!) I've always wondered if that was some form of squirting?



It's my 2nd favorite. My favorite is where I'm on my side, like the "Leg Glider" or "Screw" positions. The penis hits all the A-Z spots that I never knew existed and orgasms are mind -blowing for me in this position!

Well, I doubt he peed in you.

This is my fave squirting video. Maybe it will help. I've never had someone consciously TRY to give me a squirting orgasm. It happened on its own last year and has been happening ever since. Maybe this will help.

How to give women squirting orgasms - RedTube - Free Porn Videos

 

[badgirl22]

I simply say you might want to get a towel...

My BF ended up getting one of those mattress covers with a waterproof backing so we didn't ruin his bed:wink:

 

[Serial Kisser]

I simply say you might want to get a towel...

My BF ended up getting one of those mattress covers with a waterproof backing so we didn't ruin his bed:wink:

I got a towel Friday night lol. Might need two next time =/

 

[VernalTiger]

I've squirted only a few times in the past few years, and never with my current partner, however, a guy I met up with a month ago managed to make me squirt several times each session. I guess he just had the right technique for my body! And just for academic purposes - I've never orgasmed, only squirted