Str8 men: if you had to choose.....

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

This is a thread for str8 men only and I understand that most of you are like in the 60% or 40% str8 percentage so only those above the 50% str8 level can answer this random question.

If you had to choose ONE male celebrity either a singer or actor who would it be??

I'm trying to see something here since this is a question that I ask to str8 men in the flesh and there seems to be one response that's quite popular.

 

[cumonurface]

David Beckham

 

[Antony1985]

Once I choose this celebrity, what am I supposed to do with him? Can he wash my car?

T.

 

[PenisAv]

Myself

 

[unzipped]

Ben Browder ten years ago

 

[nicenycdick]

Uh...do you mean "choose" to have sex with? 'cause if you're asking us really straight guys that question, there is no answer. Or don't you get this?

 

[houtx48]

str8 men here roflao.................. surly you jest

 

[texas41-38]

Kevin Bacon and Nick Cage. They have held my interest a LONG time.

 

[B_Dave Krieg]

I think i am the only straight man here and i mean 100 percent straight, The reason i joined this site was becasue I thought it was for women who loved men with big dicks but anyway.

If a man is straight then why would he want to have sex with any male celeb?

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

uggghhhh i mean like if you HAD to choose.

 

[bthegreat]

Zac Efron

 

[MickeyLee]

think prison sex. you are getting fucked one way or the other. you get to choose the partner. the sex is inevitable.

Option A. John Goodman dry skewers you in the basement, cums on your back then passes you off to James Gandolfini.

Option B. wine, seduction, lube and a reach around provided by Tom Welling. there is mood lighting, soft sheets and at no point are you referred to as "fuck hole" or "cum receptacle" unless you're into that kinda thing.

straight boys swallow ya defense mechanism, it's not a cock and nobody will call you gay. play nice with marluc.

ml

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Option A. John Goodman dry skewers you in the basement, cums on your back then passes you off to James Gandolfini.



ml

This might be one of my favorite sentences of all time. Thanks Mickey!

(On a related thought, it would be great to hang out and have a few beers with John Goodman and James Gandolfini. But absolutely horrifying to get fucked by them.)

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

besos mickey!!!

 

[thadjock]

i'm guessing str8 guys would pick an athlete since that would be less gay (in their mind)

tom brady?

or tiger woods?

maybe peyton manning

but u need to narrow it down , r u asking younger guys or older this question? cuz that's going to make a big diff.

 

[MickeyLee]

This might be one of my favorite sentences of all time. Thanks Mickey!

(On a related thought, it would be great to hang out and have a few beers with John Goodman and James Gandolfini. But absolutely horrifying to get fucked by them.)

soprano sex.... eewwwww.

the smart man goes with the Tom Welling option, he's superman, it's so not gay if a straight guy has sex with superman. superman could fly around the world really fast and reverse time to undo the gay if the straight dude was totally weirded out .

okay really this whole thread is nothing but a giggle fest now. :biggrin1:
ml

the break down of superman gay sex.
Tom Welling -not gay
Christopher Reeves - not gay
George Reeves - not gay
Kirk Alyn - maybe gay
Dean Cain - gay
Brandon Routh - super gay

sex with batman - power gay. unusually gay.
sex with aquaman - you're a lesbian.

 

[MickeyLee]

besos mickey!!!

smooch, marluc :smile:

if the straight boys had played nice they could have Topped, now strictly catcherville for them.

ml

 

[B_OtterJoq]

This may be my favorite thread ever at JUB.

You're a riot, ML! Marry me.

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

i'm guessing str8 guys would pick an athlete since that would be less gay (in their mind)

tom brady?

or tiger woods?

maybe peyton manning

but u need to narrow it down , r u asking younger guys or older this question? cuz that's going to make a big diff.

any age

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

This may be my favorite thread ever at JUB.

You're a riot, ML! Marry me.

OMGOSH!!!! so many men so little time!!!! sorry nick8 but you're quickly being replaced here. fuck me now or lose me foreva!!! :wink: