Oh! As for for yesterday, they had me up front all night. I had two drunk customers yesterday. I mean like, piss drunk. So drunk, I could smell them from 15 feet away (no lie!

. Then this one fuckin evil prick kept leaving the line. So, of course I take the next customers. He comes back (with nothing!

and is butting in. I keep telling him he has to wait his turn, when he's all "I was here the fuck first, you fuckin dick!" He walked away after I told him to wait in line, and it started over again.
Then this one lady tried to pay me in rupees (money from India). And then, after her, this woman bought a few packs of cigs, and fuckin paid in coinage. Mostly pennies. Then late at night, this woman came looking for milk. And like, we didn't have any on the shelf, so I said I'd go back in the cooler to look for some. I find some, and she gave me the biggest thank you like, ever. Saying I made her night. I was all "oh, ma'am, the thank you that you just gave me totally made MY night!"
Then around 11:20, Fallyn and I were like, waiting for the managers to run the aisles, and she found some kinda body paint laying around. She tried to put some on her, and it wouldn't come out. So she turns it, then SQUIRT! All over her chest. I was all "wow, you made that tube feel really good." We were cracking up about it. So yah, that was my night.
EDIT: Oh yah, like, Fallyn also dared me to put my finger in a venus fly trap. So, I did (I'll take any dare as long as I don't have to hurt anyone) so like, I put my finger in it, and it closed, so I screamed, and she got scared.
