Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

[hairythickmeat]

I second Simon Cowell...and David Letterman....oh yeah and "The Commish"...Michael Chiklis!...and Kelsey Grammer's welcome to join.

 

[nudeyorker]

I don't think he's tacky...but I have racked my brain to think of a celebrity I would most like to screw
My dream boat Mike

 

[1ceman]

I think he's incredibly tacky, but I'd love to be marooned on a desert island with Seann William Scott.

http://www.radiohound.com/MaleCelebs/pics/seannwilliamscott.jpg

 

[Principessa]

I second Simon Cowell...and David Letterman....oh yeah and "The Commish"...Michael Chiklis!...and Kelsey Grammer's welcome to join.

Damn! We have the exact same taste in men.
Remind me not to go cruising with you. :biggrin1:

 

[CUBE]

Ok, let me refrsh the thread idea. Tacky is like wanting to fuck Don Knotts...not Brad Pitt. Tacky is wanting to pound Screech not someone who is overtly hot. Carry on.

 

[Mulebear]

I don't find him to be tacky, but I'm sure that some here would find my interest in him to be disturbing.

I would love to make Wilford Brimley walk funny.

 

[D_Lawsonne Lackingnuts]

are you high? you think it would take that to get seacrest to bottom?

i heard he sleeps with his ankles behind his ears!

Haha, if it's that easy, then hell, fly me out to see him. Your list is quite excellent! I'd add Joe Rogan to mine (his ass just seems to be begging for a pounding) as well as Sean William Scott.

 

[pattyrx1]

What celeb do you find sexy/do-able...and yet...maybe not everyone sees him/her that way?

Does ryanishung count as a celebrity? <pattyrx1 posts a rhetorical question trying to be coquettish but still announce his new LPSG crush to the whole board>

I mean come on have you seen this kids pics?

Oh, wait you said a tacky celebrity. That makes things tougher because my stock answer Justin Timberlake isn't applicable.

How about Justin Long, from the mac commercials and the movie accepted. I'm into him, but I could see others not agreeing with me.

Yeah, Justin Long, final answer. Any comments?

 

[CUBE]

I don't find him to be tacky, but I'm sure that some here would find my interest in him to be disturbing.

I would love to make Wilford Brimley walk funny.

WE HAVE THIS WEEKS WINNER!

 

[Matthew]

Oh, wait you said a tacky celebrity. That makes things tougher because my stock answer Justin Timberlake isn't applicable.
... Any comments?

I'd say Justin Timberlake definitely qualifies as tacky.

 

[Principessa]

I'd love a night with Tucker Carlson.

I would probably have to put a ballgag in his mouth because he is as far to the right politically as I am to the left.

 

[pattyrx1]

Wilford Brimley probably is the freakiest answer.

Tucker Carlson is a ggod one though. He's cute, but you're right, it's hard to sleep with a republican.

 

[Principessa]

I agree with Wilfred Brimley being the freakiest answer thus far!

I bet Tucker's ass is juicier than Jeff Blacks' and he would absolutely f'ing die the second I tried to stick my tongue in it. :tongue: :biggrin1:

Wilford Brimley probably is the freakiest answer.

Tucker Carlson is a good one though. He's cute, but you're right, it's hard to sleep with a republican.

 

[Matthew]

I'd love a night with Tucker Carlson.

I would probably have to put a ballgag in his mouth because he is as far to the right politically as I am to the left.

Now that I'd like to see.

Tucker Carlson is a ggod one though. He's cute, but you're right, it's hard to sleep with a republican.

Oh, no. It's easy to fuck them reeeeeally hard. :biggrin1:

 

[ABCB11]

Sorry to say my dream celebrity is Anderson Cooper (CNN) or Rob Mariano (the weather guy on CNN). Neither is tacky, but I'd love to spend a weekend with either (or both) of them.

 

[Honey Honoria]

I've always wondered what N! Xau would be like in bed, if that counts and tacky...

And Pierre Trudeau, if he counts as a celebrity. XD

 

[LonePirate]

Kevin Federline if only to prove or disprove those rumors of his big size.

 

[danerain]

I agree with Wilfred Brimley being the freakiest answer thus far!

I bet Tucker's ass is juicier than Jeff Blacks' and he would absolutely f'ing die the second I tried to stick my tongue in it. :tongue: :biggrin1:

MMMMMMMM, Tucker's ass....

Should we tag team him? That could shut him up...

 

[hungboytoy]

ryan phillapee od brad pitt

 

[Honey Honoria]

ryan phillapee od brad pitt

I don't think they count as tacky in the sense that the poster meant...