Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

[Zzingerific]

1. Joel McHale from The Soup on E! Maybe not necesarily tacky, but definatly on the dorkish side.

2. (feeling weird about mentioning someone eighty years older than me) Buster Keaton.

 

[CUBE]

and Buster Keaton is the winner of the day...carry on

 

[snobbes]

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[~quicksilver~]

I would travel back in time and have my wicked way with Tom Selleck in the Magnum P.I. days!! Was watching it on cable the other day and found myself getting rock hard.... The hairy chest, open shirts, moustache and short shorts... WOOF!!!

 

[mikey41]

Vincent Gallo - I'd love to have dirty, hot sex with him in a sleazy motel room.

Danny Bonaduce
Kid Rock
David Lee Roth
Sean Penn
Bill Maher
Billy Bob Thornton
Fred Durst
Tommy Lee Jones
Eminem
Mathew Lillard

 

[Onslow]

I was re-directed here by a helpful LPSG member to tell of my long simmering desires for Sean Connery but reading the opening with Hulk Hogan and Regis Philbin I can't help but wonder avbout those two goin at it with each othere.

 

[biguncut8]

Scott Baio, David Cassidy, Ron Howard....

Modern age (!) Ben Mulroney, ryan Seacrest:smile:

OK SO Ben Mulroney might be considered conventionally attractive by most in a nauseating pretty-boy kinda way, uke:but you have to admit, he more than amply fits in the "Tacky" category!!!! Heheheheh (and I bet he would LOVE to take a big fat one up the ass):naughty:

I remember an episode of that weekend sorta-talk-show he had with Sean Reagan and others, and u could win Ben's jeans if u could call in and guess his waist size (it was 34)... coulda checked for stretching and wear and tear in the crotchular area... LOL

 

[lazer1978]

Someone mentioned a goofy celeb that I wouldn't mind letting fuck me. And that's Matthew Lillard.

 

[coveryerteeth]

I would totally take what's left of Nick Lachey. I don't even care that he has that former-boy-bander shame and was exposed to whatever godawful illness it is that those Simpson sisters suffer from. I'd hit that!

My Echos: John Barrowman, Joel McHale and I'd love to be the meat in a Zack/Slater manwich.

 

[bearman66]

Matt LeBlac, Matthew Lilliard, Vanilla Ice, ad Jimmy Fallon are sexy in a tacky way.

 

[chrstphrrr]

I would totally take what's left of Nick Lachey. I don't even care that he has that former-boy-bander shame and was exposed to whatever godawful illness it is that those Simpson sisters suffer from. I'd hit that!

My Echos: John Barrowman, Joel McHale and I'd love to be the meat in a Zack/Slater manwich.

Since you mentioned Nick Lachey, it reminded me of the pang I feel for Fed-Ex Federline. It's the white trash in me...no doubt.

 

[fortiesfun]

I was re-directed here by a helpful LPSG member to tell of my long simmering desires for Sean Connery but reading the opening with Hulk Hogan and Regis Philbin I can't help but wonder avbout those two goin at it with each othere.

Okay. Maybe I should have directed you here.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

He usually prefers light skinned Latinos but loves huge cocks.

hmmm I long thought he needed his butt banged hard.

Do you guys know what position he likes?

 

[BigLittleMan]

LOL, I know it's strange, but all I would need is some duct tape and handcuffs and Seacrest would be a great bottom.

are you high? you think it would take that to get seacrest to bottom?

i heard he sleeps with his ankles behind his ears!

 

[BigLittleMan]

ok, here we go in decending order:

5. eminem--nothing tackier than a wigga...
4. nick lachey--there's something to be said for leftovers
3. matt leblanc--just dumb enough
2. marc singer (from "beastmaster" fame)--bestiality at its best
1. joe rogan--that cocky mug just begs to be dickslapped

(i reserve the right to make changes/additions to this list at a later date)

blm

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

ok, here we go in decending order:

5. eminem--nothing tackier than a wigga...
4. nick lachey--there's something to be said for leftovers
3. matt leblanc--just dumb enough
2. marc singer (from "beastmaster" fame)--bestiality at its best
1. joe rogan--that cocky mug just begs to be dickslapped

(i reserve the right to make changes/additions to this list at a later date)

blm

I would definitely jump on top of this pile, but would add Mario Lopez and Mark Steines from Entertainment Tonight.

 

[dug322]

I think My list would be
5. Tom Selleck
4. Don Johnson (that voice...)
3. Freddie Prinze Jr
2. Vin Diesel
1. Brendan Frazier

 

[BigMeatNJ]

I agree...something hot but tacky abour Matt Lillard. would fuch him hard for hours..and bet he's hung well too...has that tall swimmers build that comes with a huge cock so often. Scott Baio too..

 

[brandonguy35]

Seth Green, Kevin Weisman-that geeky something gets to me

Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott- Gotta love the Duke Boys

 

[Principessa]

Simon Cowell from American Idol