Testicle Size

Guys keep in mind that viewing the orchidometer on your monitor will not work. You have to print it out. Everyone's got their monitor set to a different resolution.

You may have a point Alex8.5. The chart seems to line up with my real world experience, which is not extensive. I've palmed maybe a half a dozen guy's balls. They ranged in size from grapes to baby bird eggs to regular medium size chicken eggs. The reason doctors have the chart is because really big or really small balls sometimes indicate an endocrine (glandular) disorder. But in any case, there are always outliers (referring to the bell curve.)
 
Considering my dick is well above average size, my balls are very small is comparison. I usually ejaculate 2 or 3 times per day and I am a very heavy cummer.

I've always thought if I didn't ejaculate for a few days then my balls would get bigger. Not sure if this is true though as I've never gone more than a couple of days without ejaculating.

To be honest, considering my balls are fairly small, I'm don't know where all my cum comes from.
My girlfriend once asked me if I store my cum in my dick rather than my balls. An impossibility I think !!!
 
ya, unfortunately my balls are massive. When in their 'droopy' state, i sit on them every couple minutes,and can pull them up way past my belly button.

it's become a fetish of mine to find people with a mouth big enough to fit my entire sack in. when it happens, it feels amazing and looks hot!
 
Yeah, my balls might not be huge but they're relatively big, I think. My sack is definitely big. I can stretch it out like a batwing!
 
I think there might be a market for testicle enlargement pills. Sell a bottle of snake oil pills promising bigger loads and bigger balls, and guys might buy them. With the success of penis enlargement pills, which dont really work either, I think there is room in the market for a testicle enlargement pills. Anything that plays on men's insecurities should make millions.

Just as a lot have said in this thread, "I never really thought about it" but if you had a magazine article with "testimonials" and "surveys" from women claiming to care a great deal about a man's ball size, there are enough suckers out there to buy it.
 
Considering my dick is well above average size, my balls are very small is comparison. I usually ejaculate 2 or 3 times per day and I am a very heavy cummer.

I've always thought if I didn't ejaculate for a few days then my balls would get bigger. Not sure if this is true though as I've never gone more than a couple of days without ejaculating.

To be honest, considering my balls are fairly small, I'm don't know where all my cum comes from.
My girlfriend once asked me if I store my cum in my dick rather than my balls. An impossibility I think !!!


You don't store cum in your testicles. It's only the dry sperm that are born there. Most of your cum is formed in the prostate and other ducts.
 
ya, unfortunately my balls are massive. When in their 'droopy' state, i sit on them every couple minutes,and can pull them up way past my belly button.

it's become a fetish of mine to find people with a mouth big enough to fit my entire sack in. when it happens, it feels amazing and looks hot!

THAT i'd like to see. up-close and personal! ;)
 
Seriously, I have one testicle bigger than the other. I went to the doctor to see if it was a problem...maybe one was swelled due to testicular cancer, and he was like nope...I cant remember the reason why it was bigger, but it was harmless, and there was a scientific term for it, I cant remember what it was ....
 
You're in the top bracket for sure. those are huge nuts!
I just re-measured and tried to be as conservative as possible, which means that my nuts are most definitely over 2 1/4" long and 1 1/4" wide (it's unexpectably hard to measure balls for some reason?). I guess this is pretty big anyway. I have a really large sack too though, which is really what I think does it lol.

What exactly would the average testicle size be anyway?
 
What exactly would the average testicle size be anyway?

Yes, exactly, Lemac! It really is very odd: guys are never reluctant to be specific about their dick size - down to the last quarter inch, but with their balls all we get is - huge, massive, small, like duck's eggs (or any eggs you care to mention), golf balls, grapes etc etc., which is actually quite meaningless. Very few in this thread have given actual measurements. Why ever not? The top scorer seems to have 3" balls, which is pretty startling, and two or three have recorded 2.5" x 2" - which is what mine are (each, of course!). But I've always been in the dark as to where this rates on the official size-scale (if there is one), and, like Lemac, would like to know (as with cocks) if there is an 'average' size, by which any variation - larger or smaller - might be judged.

Can we just have more measurements, please, then we might get some idea.


(BTW, cock & ball pumping can produce something really big! But that's another story ...)
 
I wouldn't even know what to comare 2.5" x 1.5" to anyways, lol. Definitely bigger than grapes, but not exactly golfballs either? How can nuts be shaped like golfball anyways? Nuts are very ovular, not round. I guess it's the same like how guys claim to be "beercan thick" if that have a thick dick when in reality a beer can is like 7" around and that is RIDICULOUSLY GINORMOUS and not just "big" as they are.
 
Why can't you give exact measurements of your balls?
Because they are hard to measure.
They are egg shaped and in your scrotum. I am wondering what side you would measure on.

Similar threads have been going on for a while. Take a picture with an item your balls most closely resemble in size. Easiest way to compare I think.


By the way, Check out out busterj http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=68411
He's got the biggest set I've seen on here.
Mine are like extra large eggs. This guys have got to be the size of small oranges. Any other guys like that on here?
 
Well check it out, i just uploaded a pic of my balls in comparison to a standard lighter to my gallery.