The best lines youve given or received
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Pecker,
That was ice cold! I felt that one! LOL! I had this experience. I have a handicapped placard in my car for myself and my mom because of respiratory conditions. I was sitting at a stop light during the summer one year when a man who was about to cross the street turned in my direction and said "Baby I dont know what is wrong with the part of you I cant see, but what I can see is looking pretty good! I wouldl do a hand stand in traffic for you! " Now didnt that fool do a hand stand in the middle of traffic! Talk about a traffic stopper.Everyone was cracking up over that one! LOL!
Naughty
That was ice cold! I felt that one! LOL! I had this experience. I have a handicapped placard in my car for myself and my mom because of respiratory conditions. I was sitting at a stop light during the summer one year when a man who was about to cross the street turned in my direction and said "Baby I dont know what is wrong with the part of you I cant see, but what I can see is looking pretty good! I wouldl do a hand stand in traffic for you! " Now didnt that fool do a hand stand in the middle of traffic! Talk about a traffic stopper.Everyone was cracking up over that one! LOL!
Naughty
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I've had guys ask... "Hey, can I have a cigarette?" (but while driving down the road...) I'd pass the cigarette... the first time a guy tried that, it didn't work...
But the second time... it ended up being a guy who was DETERMINED to date me (he'd followed me from a gas station, where I'd bought cigs... and no, he wasn't a stalker)...
But the second time... it ended up being a guy who was DETERMINED to date me (he'd followed me from a gas station, where I'd bought cigs... and no, he wasn't a stalker)...
The worst one I got was "I just wanted to tell you that you gave me the best lap dance last night" (and no, I have never stripped....professionally :lol: )
I got 2.
This one i stole from Fresh Prince of Belair. I said, really quickly, "Hey, hurry up and write down your number before I don't want it anymore." Alas, that didn't work.
Another one, when i had a pack of starburst and i was down to my last peice, i said "Hey, you want a starburst?" She declined, and i said "You sure? I've been saving this last peice for the most beautiful girl in the world." She declined again and said she had a BF. Don't know if that would work.
This one i stole from Fresh Prince of Belair. I said, really quickly, "Hey, hurry up and write down your number before I don't want it anymore." Alas, that didn't work.
Another one, when i had a pack of starburst and i was down to my last peice, i said "Hey, you want a starburst?" She declined, and i said "You sure? I've been saving this last peice for the most beautiful girl in the world." She declined again and said she had a BF. Don't know if that would work.
"You have piercing eyes and I know you can see what my heart is saying..." My silent reply, 'yes, please don't kill me!'
"You single?' RESPONSE: "No." REPLY: "You know, gal, I know how we can git rid of that 'dar problem..." Silent reply, "yes, pull out my gun and shoot your sorry ass..."
"Damn, how hard did you have to fight him?" RESPONSE: Excuse me, fight who? REPLY: "God, because I know he broke the mold after you..." Silent reply, "yes, He did and I sure as hell hope he did after he made you, too!"
These are just a few of the "pick-up lines" I've endured.
Talk about TASTELESS and THOUGHTLESS, damn! lol
"You single?' RESPONSE: "No." REPLY: "You know, gal, I know how we can git rid of that 'dar problem..." Silent reply, "yes, pull out my gun and shoot your sorry ass..."
"Damn, how hard did you have to fight him?" RESPONSE: Excuse me, fight who? REPLY: "God, because I know he broke the mold after you..." Silent reply, "yes, He did and I sure as hell hope he did after he made you, too!"
These are just a few of the "pick-up lines" I've endured.
Talk about TASTELESS and THOUGHTLESS, damn! lol
Oh my... these were suppose to be those that were good or actually worked... oh well... SORRY!
- jonb,
bblumbee:
That's not as bad as some of the ones my sister's had to endure:
"What's your sign?" (Silent answer: Stop. You can also use "Do Not Enter")
"If I could write the alphabet, I'd put I next to U." (Silent answer: F U SOB.)
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven?"
(Silent answer: You can go straight to hell.)
"Are you tired?"
"Not really. Why?"
"Because you've been runnin' through my mind all day!"
(Silent answer: Does such a place exist?)
That's not as bad as some of the ones my sister's had to endure:
"What's your sign?" (Silent answer: Stop. You can also use "Do Not Enter")
"If I could write the alphabet, I'd put I next to U." (Silent answer: F U SOB.)
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven?"
(Silent answer: You can go straight to hell.)
"Are you tired?"
"Not really. Why?"
"Because you've been runnin' through my mind all day!"
(Silent answer: Does such a place exist?)
When I was younger and naive, I used the "My truck is making a funny sound, what do you think it could be" excuse to call a guy. Funny thing is, I'm now married to him now and he's knows absolutely nothing about cars.
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Truck trouble = Texas version of dropping your hankerchief?
I've never used a line on a woman, unless 'Hi' counts!
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DieHard9x6: A friend of a friend supposedly used this line, which simultaneously gets points for being the worst AND the funniest one I've ever heard:
"Would you like me to push in your stool?"
...think about it for a second if it didn't hit you right away... :excl:
"Would you like me to push in your stool?"
...think about it for a second if it didn't hit you right away... :excl:
*BLEEP!*
Okay, maybe that is just wrong.
I can't say I've got the guts or the stupidity for any lines. I'm as blunt as a rubber ball (that's blunt, not bent). Can't think of any lines I receieved besides the "you're cute".
So are pokemon, but I wont rant.
Okay, maybe that is just wrong.
I can't say I've got the guts or the stupidity for any lines. I'm as blunt as a rubber ball (that's blunt, not bent). Can't think of any lines I receieved besides the "you're cute".
So are pokemon, but I wont rant.
jonb, babe... i have heard of some very similar to that and have very similar thoughts and responses... lol
I was referring to myself, of course.
Does make one wonder why some people even bother with stupid chat-ups. Do they EVER work?
Does make one wonder why some people even bother with stupid chat-ups. Do they EVER work?
