The Masturbation Game

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

Basically you have to come up with a new way to say Masturbating. e.g. Bashing The Bishop, Spanking The Monkey etc

This game can go anywhere, and there is no limit on what you can say. Be Edgy if you like. Girls can play too, Female Masturbation is allowed in this game also. This is a genius game.

So I shall start.

Raping The Retard

 

[silentview]

Flying Hans Solo

 

[flame boy]

Pulling Your Pudding

 

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

Fingering The Fish

 

[MisterClean]

Male: going blind.

Female: rowing the boat.

 

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

Raping The Reverand

 

[silentview]

churning the mill

 

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

Fucking Frodo

 

[silentview]

fingering the flagpole

 

[silentview]

tickling the tentpole

 

[SilverTrain]

Flogging the Dolphin (I've heard this one a few times)

 

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

Juicing Jesus

 

[D_Terry_Misue]

loping the lizard

 

[arktrucker]

Choking the Chicken

 

[Torque8]

Torquing the Tool.

 

[cali06]

Dating four sisters on Thumb Street

 

[cali06]

Strangling the Serpent

 

[mattsrod7]

Playing with palmala handerson

 

[D_Lambert Lollycock]

Punchin the clown

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Ringing the Belltower