The rumour thread

[Matthew]

I heard that leniency was displayed a little bit.

 

[121598]

pffft, yeah right, i'll be gone by morning

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I heard that hootie was really a 65 year old woman whose husband keeps his head in the tv. She comes on here to look at dirty pics, and keep her mind off the chocolate cake and ice cream in the refrigerator.

 

[jeff black]

I heard a rumour that people are going to start coming back.... I hope this one is true.

 

[D_alex8]

I heard a rumour that people are going to start coming back.... I hope this one is true.

I heard a rumour on another thread that I've left and am a 'missed member'.

Some people clearly don't read threads about deceased British comedians they've never heard of, or they'd know I'm (semi-)here.

 

[fortiesfun]

I heard that leniency was displayed a little bit.

I haven't heard that one. Most intriguing.

 

[jeff black]

I heard a rumour that Jeff Black does backflips when he is incredibly happy.
( I can confirm this one :tongue: )

I've also heard that the moon is scared of the sun which is why it always runs away when the sun comes out, hiding in the shadows.

 

[D_alex8]

I've also heard that the moon is scared of the sun which is why it always runs away when the sun comes out, hiding in the shadows.

Whereas I heard that the sun doesn't give light to the moon
assuming the moon's going to owe it one.

Chinese whispers, huh?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Whereas I heard that the sun doesn't give light to the moon
assuming the moon's going to owe it one.

Chinese whispers, huh?

I heard that if the sun give the moon too much light, the moon will burn and it'll be misery wearing clothes. :wink:

 

[prince_will]

i heard that Pecker isn't even a real person. He's a figment of our imaginations.

 

[fortiesfun]

i heard that Pecker isn't even a real person. He's a figment of our imaginations.

That one I doubt, but I've been given serious pause by the hypothesis that Alex8 is not a single person, but a consortium or firm testing an artificial intelligence program by letting it interact with humans in a kind of elaborate Turing test.

 

[DC_DEEP]

I have it on good authority that 3 ghosts are visiting us at this very moment: Spladle Past, Spladle Present, and Spladle Yet To Cum.

 

[fortiesfun]

Spladle Yet To Cum.

Spadle is a virgin?

 

[Big Dreamer]

Spadle is a virgin?

I don't think he's ever had his nostrils violated. Does that count??

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I heard a rumour that Jeff Balck is a voracious rumour whore

.....but I don't believe it for a minute​

 

[Onslow]

It was recently revealed to me that ManlyBanisters is cohabitating with Roger Bannister and Ursula Ungerfeldt in an abandoned ice cream factory.

(I am not at liberty to reveal who or what my source for this delirious factual rumor is)

 

[DC_DEEP]

I don't think he's ever had his nostrils violated.

Think again!

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

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[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I heard that fortiesfun is in his early fifties but can still make love like a 20 year old. Did you know he was my baby momma?