Things You Don't Like

Even before I saw @LaFemme’s post—-I don’t like the fact that I like my dentist.
Inevitably, the dentist will make your mouth hurt. It’s a lot easier to be pissed at someone you don’t like.
 
My alcoholic, violent, inconsiderate 6’3 neighbor who enjoys yelling and swearing at me about any random thing that pops into what’s left of his gray matter.
Last time he was swearing about my ex husbands dog that passed away 7 years ago.: unamused:
 
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My alcoholic, violent, inconsiderate 6’3 neighbor who enjoys yelling and swearing at me about any random thing that pops into what’s left of his gray matter.
Last time he was swearing about my ex husbands dog that passed away 7 years ago.: unamused:
Sounds terrible
 
I killed the lawn mower, if that counts?

Mind you, I'd done 99% of the lawn before I went over the cord and the bastard thing did sound like an angry helicopter, so it could have been worse.

Time for a new mower.

*suspects someone murdered their mower to get a new one* the widower is always suspect.

Cord replacement is easier than shopping a new mower.
 
Cord replacement is easier than shopping a new mower.

This is true but I really didn't get on with that mower. Probs why I'm not upset.

*flutters eyelashes*

"No officer, I certainly wasn't standing behind him just before he fell from the balcony, I think you must be mistaken!"