This or That

champagne of course I never could understand why anyone would like chocolate dipped strawberries its just gross.
Bollinger or Moet & Chandon ?
 
bollinger

jeez, reduce me 2 a helpless, quivering mass of protoplasm, why doncha?

and all before we even got our breakfast orders (which seemed to take fuckin’ 4evah to make, bei the weg; peeps r allus doin’ that ‘eggs, scrambled, bacon’ routine in here. i ain’t been here that long, and i already know how everyone likes his/her eggs: sunny-side-up for muffin, poached for tardis and coddled for mr ‘egg cup’ catchoftheday.)

well, as tha potential ‘lickee’ i’d still have my appetite, but for tha rest of you toe-chompin’, ear-suckin’ pervs, it mite b a diffrunt sto-ree (if u get a whiff of my drift)

‘hee hee,’ as beretta8 says...

kill me now, or fuck me first?

but, either way, not until we’ve had breakfast!