Toilet seat and dick collision

[D_Jared Padalicki]

God forbid any germs get on our precious pricks!

Get a third world squatter. No touching the porcelain with my long dong, no splashback like in those nasty, US style shitters with a gallon and a half of water sitting there festering and breeding germs. Plus... they are good for your glutes and since your cheeks are spread wide open there's no dingleberry potential.

God blessed those toilets! I never understood the purpose of so much water.

 

[vince]

Actually the other toilet in my house is ideal. It's a sitter, but very deep in front and just a litre of water in the deep end. So you never touch. (maybe cuz Turks are hung??)

Down side is, you have to brush it every time you use it. But I don't mind. It's better then all that water sitting there. Which grosses me out.