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This story about my uber drive last Friday night is too good that I have to share.
I went out on Friday and got drunk as fuck. An uber driver picked me up around 3am as I was sobering up. It was a young indian/arab looking guy in a tracksuit and a bit of facial hair. He was really friendly and the conversation flowed. As we started driving I began asking him his best/funniest story from uber driving. He told me about some drunk people. Then I steered the conversation to wether or not he had seen people having sex in his uber or if anyone had tried to hit on him. He said only people kissing but one of his friends was an uber driver and some girl had thrown herself onto him. He explained that they had to be careful as uber drivers. I asked what his friend did and he told me that he had gotten the girl's number, dropped her off then they met up and had sex.
I asked if he was ever tempted to try stuff with a passenger and he said 'yeah of course' but he couldn't etc.. All the sex talk was turning me on and I kept talking about it. I asked if someone offered to blow him would he do it and then I felt bad and stopped that conversation. The funny thing was that he kept continuing to talk about it. He told me about massage parlors he would go to in his area and pay for a happy ending. So I asked questions about that and having sex with those girls. Then I would stop the convo and he would keep talking. Near my area he said there was a strip club/brothel that he went to with his friends. I asked how the women were and he said that he loved it because there was a girl from his country who could speak his language. I asked if he paid her and he said yes him and his friends had sex with her. I then pushed it and said, we should go to that place and have a threesome haha.
I then got onto the topic of him having sex with his friends and asked if it was weird and he said no. I then asked 'so you've seen your friends naked' and he was like yeah. We were nearing my place and he told me the story about how he met a hot Asian chick about 40 years old on a dating app and had sex with her. He then gave her number to his friend who had sex with her. Then he told me that him and 2 of his friends all had sex with her at the same time. He then said he and his friend both came in her mouth. I asked him since he was so comfortable having sex with a chick with his friend had he ever wanked in fron of his friends. He tells me 'yes'. By this stage I am hard and horny and still drunk. So I'm like 'you've wanked with your mates' and he was like 'yeah.' So Im like 'do you want to have a wank now'. Meanwhile we are 2 streets away from my house. He hesitated for a second and was like 'hmmmm maybe'. I was so horny at this stage so was like 'just pull over on the side of the road'. He was like 'nah I can't'. I was like 'common man just real quick we will never see each other ever again no one will know lol'. he was pulling into my street at this point. I was like 'common dude' and he was like 'I can't its my busy time' so at this point I was so horny I told him I would pay extra for him to pull over so we could have a wank together. He was like 'im not in the mood now' but not saying straight out no. So me in my drunken horny state said 'just let me wank and you can watch' lol but he was like 'sorry Im busy tonight and have to go.' I kept pushing and was like common dude just pull it out at least but he pulled over and was like 'I cant'. Soooo I had to get out and we shook hands and called it a night.
It was close but no cigar...thought I would share and want to know if anyone has actually done something with an uber driver or taxi driver randomly?
I went out on Friday and got drunk as fuck. An uber driver picked me up around 3am as I was sobering up. It was a young indian/arab looking guy in a tracksuit and a bit of facial hair. He was really friendly and the conversation flowed. As we started driving I began asking him his best/funniest story from uber driving. He told me about some drunk people. Then I steered the conversation to wether or not he had seen people having sex in his uber or if anyone had tried to hit on him. He said only people kissing but one of his friends was an uber driver and some girl had thrown herself onto him. He explained that they had to be careful as uber drivers. I asked what his friend did and he told me that he had gotten the girl's number, dropped her off then they met up and had sex.
I asked if he was ever tempted to try stuff with a passenger and he said 'yeah of course' but he couldn't etc.. All the sex talk was turning me on and I kept talking about it. I asked if someone offered to blow him would he do it and then I felt bad and stopped that conversation. The funny thing was that he kept continuing to talk about it. He told me about massage parlors he would go to in his area and pay for a happy ending. So I asked questions about that and having sex with those girls. Then I would stop the convo and he would keep talking. Near my area he said there was a strip club/brothel that he went to with his friends. I asked how the women were and he said that he loved it because there was a girl from his country who could speak his language. I asked if he paid her and he said yes him and his friends had sex with her. I then pushed it and said, we should go to that place and have a threesome haha.
I then got onto the topic of him having sex with his friends and asked if it was weird and he said no. I then asked 'so you've seen your friends naked' and he was like yeah. We were nearing my place and he told me the story about how he met a hot Asian chick about 40 years old on a dating app and had sex with her. He then gave her number to his friend who had sex with her. Then he told me that him and 2 of his friends all had sex with her at the same time. He then said he and his friend both came in her mouth. I asked him since he was so comfortable having sex with a chick with his friend had he ever wanked in fron of his friends. He tells me 'yes'. By this stage I am hard and horny and still drunk. So I'm like 'you've wanked with your mates' and he was like 'yeah.' So Im like 'do you want to have a wank now'. Meanwhile we are 2 streets away from my house. He hesitated for a second and was like 'hmmmm maybe'. I was so horny at this stage so was like 'just pull over on the side of the road'. He was like 'nah I can't'. I was like 'common man just real quick we will never see each other ever again no one will know lol'. he was pulling into my street at this point. I was like 'common dude' and he was like 'I can't its my busy time' so at this point I was so horny I told him I would pay extra for him to pull over so we could have a wank together. He was like 'im not in the mood now' but not saying straight out no. So me in my drunken horny state said 'just let me wank and you can watch' lol but he was like 'sorry Im busy tonight and have to go.' I kept pushing and was like common dude just pull it out at least but he pulled over and was like 'I cant'. Soooo I had to get out and we shook hands and called it a night.
It was close but no cigar...thought I would share and want to know if anyone has actually done something with an uber driver or taxi driver randomly?